What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
When Chris Hemsworth was cast by Marvel they gave him an exercise routine. When asked what he thought of it, he responded
I was Thor just thinking about it.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine, and she said, βWhy donβt you try lunges?β
I said, βThat...sounds like a big step.β
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Everybody who voted today gets to say they got exercise.
Because they exercised their right to vote.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins
Itβs the weight and c approach I guess
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︎ May 21 2020
My 16 year old son spilled wine while I was doing my daily breathing exercises..
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︎ Aug 13 2020
What exercise does a cow do
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Iβve been researching exercise bikes for over a month and just canβt pick one.
It turns out this whole time Iβve been bike-curious.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What was Jesusβ favorite exercise routine?
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︎ May 20 2020
I signed up for an exercise class, and they said to wear loose clothing.
If I HAD any loose clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Whatβs the best calf exercise?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What do you call a Russian Spec Ops in Exercise gear?
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︎ May 22 2020
What is Shrek's favourite exercise?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Finally done some exercise
feels like a weight's been lifted
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︎ Jan 08 2020
I can't take my dog to the pond for exercise because the ducks keep attacking him
That's what you get for buying a pure bread dog
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︎ Mar 29 2020
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Iβve been trying to come up with jokes about people who donβt exercise
But none of them work out
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︎ Feb 08 2019
I was going to jump rope for exercise this am
But I ended up skipping it
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︎ Oct 03 2019
What exercise equipment does a koala use?
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︎ Dec 03 2019
My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
I own only two types of clothesβ I wear my gym clothes when I exercise.
For formal occasions, I wear my James clothes.
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︎ Jul 10 2019
What exercise do sea creatures do a lot of ?
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︎ Oct 17 2019
Whatβs Captain Crunchβs favorite exercise?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Why couldn't the pig exercise?
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︎ Oct 28 2019
I asked my friend for some exercises I could do while commuting on public transport.
My friend asked me what I was train...ing for
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︎ Aug 06 2019
Math Teachers should make all of their story problems about physical exercise.
The answers would always work out.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
What is a pirate's favorite exercise?
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︎ Sep 17 2019
Iβve developed an exercise routine for insects, but it isnβt going that well.
Iβm still trying to work out the bugs.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
Exercise can add years to your life. I just ran two miles and already I'm feeling
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︎ Oct 12 2019
What kind of exercise does Long John Silver prefer?
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︎ Aug 13 2019
My physiotherapist has told me I need to stop doing most bodyweight exercises
He told me to keep my chin up though.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
Two body builders were argueing which exercise was best for them.
They asked their coach to weigh in on the issue.
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︎ Aug 21 2019
When you only do a third of your "8 minute abs" exercise...
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︎ Aug 13 2018
Does seven days without exercise make one weak?
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︎ Jan 13 2019
Trying to kill/shoo fruitflys away from your drink is an exercise in Fruitility.
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Did you know janitors created a weightlifting exercise?
They call it the power clean.
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︎ Jun 05 2019
Exercise like this is easy
I'm doing crunches twice a day now.
Captain in the morning and Nestle's in the afternoon.
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︎ Jul 05 2019
My wife insists that yoga is the best form of exercise.
But I think itβs kind of a stretch.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
What kind of exercise do lazy people do ?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I asked my wife for suggestions for a new exercise routine, and she said, βWhy donβt you try lunges?β
I said, βI donβt know. That seems ....like a big step.β
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︎ Jan 09 2020
I asked my wife, β Iβm thinking of starting an exercise routine. What do you suggest?β
Her: Why donβt you try lunges?
Me: That sounds like a huge step.
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︎ Sep 27 2019
I asked my wife ideas for an exercise routine, and she said, βWhy donβt you try lunges?β
I said, βThat sounds....like a big step.β
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︎ Oct 26 2019
I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine. She said, βWhy donβt you try lunges?β
I said, βThatβs .... a big step.β
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︎ Jun 30 2019
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
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︎ Nov 25 2018
I asked my wife what I should do to exercise, and she said, βWhy donβt you start with lunges?β
I said, β That sounds like.....a big step.β
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︎ Jul 05 2019
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