I bought my kids Avengers action figures for Christmas so I donβt have to sit and build.
They were already assembled.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
My friend got me an action figure of a birdman with an abacus for Christmas
I didnβt really want it but itβs the Thoth that counts
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!
Itβs called The Greatest Snowman.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
I finally see why people donβt like the live action DC films!
Because they donβt do the heroes justice
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︎ Nov 21 2020
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I watched a film about a goverment loan. There was a lot of action.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Iβve started turning puns into homemade action figures.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Take responsibility for your actions.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Action figures without the Little Green Army Man footplate:
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︎ Aug 30 2020
In the Disney animated picture, Ratatouille, Remy controls Linguini actions by pulling his hair, giving him a perfect palette. The little chefβs squeak is the only other voice Linguini ever really hears at home.
I guess you could say Remy is Linguiniβs voice of season
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.
Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".
Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".
Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".
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︎ May 26 2020
What happened to the pilgrims who were involved in a class action lawsuit.
They reached a settlement.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Action Movie
Have you heard about the Bollywood action movie about a baker? Critics say it's naan stop action.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
You know, we probably could have stopped Coronavirus if we took action last year...
Oh well. You know what they say, hindsight is 2020!
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.
He sometimes wishes heβd never been Bourne.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Hey kids! Get in here! We're playing Quake with a bunch of cows, and then watching a Disney live action remake about a legendary female warrior!
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Why donβt people take action against global warming?
Some people just want to watch the world burn
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︎ Feb 19 2020
I asked the shop assistant where the Terminator action figures were.
She said "Aisle B, back".
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coronerβs office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.
. Mama fly looked into baby flyβs eyes and said,
βNobody puts baby in a coronerβ
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︎ Oct 11 2019
My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Do you think Bruce Willis will always make action movies?
Because you know what they say about old habits. They...
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Which musical instrument is most likely to take legal action against the others?
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︎ Feb 08 2019
Action movies are just like camping
They can both get really in-tents
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︎ Nov 20 2019
I was key grip on a film set once, when the guy who yells "action" tripped on a cable and sliced himself open...
It was the director's cut.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
I heard Netflix is making a live action 'My Hero Acedemia' with Matthew Mcconaughey...
Hes going to star as All Might, All Might, All Might.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Help! I canβt stop collecting Wonder Woman action figures!
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︎ Dec 30 2018
Pelvis wants a little less conversation and a little more action please
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︎ Sep 14 2018
Iβm so lazy, if I were an action figure,
The action would be sold separately.
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︎ Jul 13 2019
Said something motivational before this and I sprung into action.
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︎ Dec 14 2018
When you are watching a cop movie and want to go right to the action scene
I'm gonna cut right to the chase
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︎ Mar 18 2019
What do you call an average potato who tells you the play-by-play action in sports?
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︎ Jun 10 2019
I was reading a piece of fan fiction about a girl so beautiful, all the heroes wanted to make her their wife, yet so powerful, no villain dared fighting her. They rather sought legal action against her.
Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.
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︎ Nov 12 2018
There's a new action video game where you build whole digital worlds but there's no sound.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
In the new live action Aladdin movie the villain is getting a chubby sidekick.
Theyβll be called Jafar and Wide.
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︎ Feb 12 2019
PMSing is an ovary action
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︎ Aug 22 2016
People who've never had sex in life can never be good actors, they might get lights, camera, but they never get action.
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Have y'all heard about the Jewish action-movie star?
I think his name is Sylvester Shalom
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︎ Dec 18 2018
My brother and I make Dracula action figures for a living, and we are on a really tight deadline.
I have to make every second Count.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
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︎ May 30 2020
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.
He wishes he was never Bourne.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies, because you know what they say about old habits...
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