Where do toy stores keep their Terminator action figures?
Aisle B, back
I bought my kids Avengers action figures for Christmas so I don’t have to sit and build.
They were already assembled.
My friend got me an action figure of a birdman with an abacus for Christmas
I didn’t really want it but it’s the Thoth that counts
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
I’ve started turning puns into homemade action figures.
Action figures without the Little Green Army Man footplate:
I can't stand them.
I asked the shop assistant where the Terminator action figures were.
She said "Aisle B, back".
Help! I can’t stop collecting Wonder Woman action figures!
I’m a heroine addict.
I’m so lazy, if I were an action figure,
The action would be sold separately.
Mexican action figures are more than okay...
They're tan plastic.
My son was playing with his teenage mutant ninja turtle action figures, and was making them fight each other.
Me: "Where are their weapons? Are they just fighting with their bare hands?"
Son: "No, they are fighting with their turtle hands."
[Spoiler] So, I heard Toys “R” Us is going to release a new TLJ Snoke Action Figure
but he will be released in two pieces
My dad would ask where my action figure's brother was. When I was confused, he would reply...
"Well he's gotta be there somewhere: it says 'Hasbro' right on the box!"
My brother and I make Dracula action figures for a living, and we are on a really tight deadline.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
