After getting my wife pregnant with my second child, my daughter asked me why Barbie doesn’t make a pregnant Barbie.
I told her it was because Ken came in another box.
Why are we calling her Barbie...
When we can call her chick-ken?
Why does Barbie look so young even though she was born in the fifties?
Plastic surgery
My daughter asked if she could cut the hair off of one of her barbies to make a boy barbie.
I said "You Ken if you want to."
My 4 year old daughter came crying that she couldn't find her Barbie dolls. Apparently, my 2 year old son threw them in fire last night for fun.
Barbiecued.
What did the authorities do when Barbie's boyfriend was involved in a serious car accident?
They contacted his next of Ken.
That's a damn good joke. I'm proud of that joke.
What do you call several barbie dolls waiting in line?
BBQ
If I got 5 bucks every time my daughter gave her Barbie a haircut
I'd have a lot of doll hairs
What do you call an operation on a barbie doll
Plastic surgery
Which barbie throws the best summer parties?
Barbie Q!
Why did dad shave his daughters barbie?
She wanted 100 doll hairs
A yoga instructor Barbie comes with a KenGuru
I bought some valuable Barbie dolls that are made of metal, but I don't know how I should style their hair.
I think I might put a platinum.
You want to know how I know that Ken never hits Barbie?
Battery not included
Barbie's been working out, but body proportions are definitely
What do you call a nazi Barbie doll?
A barb-aryan
What do you call a male Barbie doll who used to be in a frat and lost his self-confidence?
Bro-ken
A Russian Nesting doll and a Barbie doll were having an argument about Ken, who they both liked.
The Russian nesting doll said "I've got so many more layers to me than you, honey."
Barbie didn't care though. It was a cheap shot, and as she pointed out, "At least I'm not hollow on the inside."
And Ken was laying her every damn night anyway, so the original statement wasn't strictly true.
During her college years, why did Barbie call the technicians when her boyfriend joined a fraternity?
Because he was bro-ken.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in another box.
What do you call a load of Barbie dolls in a line?...
... A barbecue.
