My trademark for extremely small grains of rice was rejected

Not sure why. I call it "Minute Rice" and it only takes about an hour to cook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I tried to trademark an unit for pressure...

But the patent office wouldn’t have a bar of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllDayRef
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Why can’t the Infinity car company trademark ∞?

The legal battle would be endless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knowbob
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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What’d the ocean say when it refused to sue Frank Ocean for trademark infringement?

Nothing. It just waived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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What did the French Trademarker say to his partner?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mangosweetcheeks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Somebody should market a beer called β€œOccasionally”.

So when asked, I can say, β€œI only drink occasionally”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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Found at subway...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/H3yImJP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Dadjoked by a legal opinion

From a trademark case filed by Zatarain's (the jambalaya guys) regarding competitor's "Chicken Fry" and "Fish Fry". Zatarain's lost at the district level and appealed.

"Battered, but not fried, Zatarain's appeals from the adverse judgment on several grounds."

I audibly groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meathappening
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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