My trademark for extremely small grains of rice was rejected
Not sure why. I call it "Minute Rice" and it only takes about an hour to cook.
I tried to trademark an unit for pressure...
But the patent office wouldn’t have a bar of it
Why can’t the Infinity car company trademark ∞?
The legal battle would be endless.
What’d the ocean say when it refused to sue Frank Ocean for trademark infringement?
Nothing. It just waived.
What did the French Trademarker say to his partner?
J'™e
Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”.
So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
