What brand of shoe is a Czech's favorite?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What a brand name. Could not resist.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Starbucks should release their own brand of facemasks, they could call them...
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What is Cruella de Vil's favorite brand of footwear?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
what is a singers favourite laptop brand?
a dell
(hope you guys get it)
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What do you call Santaβs motorcycle brand?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What did Velveeta call their new line of designer brand cheese?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What brand of chips is slower than Internet Explorer?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Came home from the store with off-brand vegetable oil
wife threw it directly in the trash to teach me a wesson
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What's a footballer's favourite brand?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Two inventors died and ascended to heaven. There, they met each other and with their brilliant minds created a brand new form of fire making utensil.
It was a match made in heaven.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Walmartβs onn brand of tv wall mounts.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Red Barron Originally Planed To Incorporate an Amelia Earhart Line Of Pizzas Into Their Brand.
But didn't because they felt no one would be able to find them.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I want my brand to become THE dairy alternative for the post truth era.
The people believe in Fake Moos.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Went to pop a couple anti-inflammatory pills while getting ready for work and wife asks which brand I wanted
I said, βIβm taking Advil before Aleeveβ
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What do you call state-sponsored cereal brands from Algeria?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Do you know why Aldiβs doesnβt sell its own brand of nuts?
Because itβs would be called Aldiβs Nuts
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Whatβs a skeletons favourite brand of bread?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
My wife's bra has the brand name "Splendid", embroidered on the band under one of the cups ...
I just took a sharpie and wrote "Also quite nice" under the other one.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Which brand of computer has the best singing voice?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
What brand of car do young sheep prefer to drive?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Most brands of bottled beer is the same as having sex on a boat
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Apple just released their brand new round-shaped product
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Whatβs a spiderβs favourite brand of cooker (oven)?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
A neighbor who's a hog farmer just showed me his brand new enclosures for his piggies...
I wish he'd stop flaunting his new shoes.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I just installed a brand new Luxe bidet
Iβve been having a blast
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︎ Jul 29 2020
The number-one-selling brand of tea among US police officers is called βTallyβ
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︎ Jun 14 2020
I bought my wife and I a set of bargain brand walkie talkies.
She didn't receive it very well
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Iβm going to start a brand of rice wine and Iβll call it for fucks.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Today I learned that the band Nirvana sold its own brand of gum.
It was called Smells Like Green Spearmint.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Did you hear that Tesla is entering the lifestyle brand market with a new cologne?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I bought my friend a brand new elephant for his room.
He said βThanksβ
I said βDonβt mention itβ.
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︎ May 05 2020
I bought some store brand spaghetti
It tasted awful, it was a total im-pasta.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What's a guitar player's favourite brand of computer?
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
I bought a brand-new top-of-the-line string trimmer of a guy on craigslist for only $20
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︎ May 30 2020
There is a certain brand of printer I don't throw away
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︎ May 22 2020
Itβs tough to come up with a new brand of bug spray.
You always have to start from scratch.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What did the bird say when it found a brand new brick wall?
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︎ May 06 2020
So I've been thinking of making my own soda brand
Actually never mind, its just a Fanta-sy
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Some teachers invented a brand of non-adhesive chewing gum.
Unfortunately, it didn't stick around.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
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