Stain Puns

We need to solve it quickly. Send for Det. Urgent

Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?

We've tried everything, but it remains undie turd.

So I screamed at my shirt.

Liechtenstain.

I said, "Why Shout, when we can Resolve it instead?"

Should I teller?

Mountain residew.

He let me know what it was when he replied, "grassy ass".

It is Ancient Grease.

So I say "of course, that's a great idea. That's really thinking outside the box."

My wife said I lacked Resolve.

A dried grape. Cause it's a raisin.

I got punched.

An Oximoron.

“Residoo-doo”

Son: Dad! I learned an awesome new trick at school in science class. Can I borrow your tie?

Dad: Let's see it.

Son: if we fold your tie in half, and roll the fat end toward the middle, and the thin end toward the middle, we have two rolls - one big and one small, both the same length, right?

Well, if I hold up the tie from the middle, and let go of both sides at the same time, which side will unroll first?

Dad: I have no idea.

Son (drops both ends, which open at the same time):

It's a tie, dad.

Because it has nothing to hide

They've been on shelves for quite a while now, you probably just never never noticed.

They're hard to spot.

A Denmark.

I had a stain on my shirt and I pointed it out.

Me: "Oh man I have a stain."

Friend: "Oh! Don't worry just use Shout and it will take it out."

I look down at it and scream very loudly towards it.

Me: "Yeah, that didn't work."

Oh the groans were perfect.

Should I teller?