Does anyone know how to get stains out of cloth diapers?

We've tried everything, but it remains undie turd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_mcdo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,

Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimmalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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What do you call a stain in the Alps?

Liechtenstain.

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After showing my wife a stain on my shirt, she said I should put some Shout on it.

So I screamed at my shirt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KremDeLaFarts
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01
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My boyfriend and I were shopping for stain remover; he wanted Shout.

I said, "Why Shout, when we can Resolve it instead?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conflicted_802
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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The lady helping me at the bank has a big stain on her shirt.

Should I teller?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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It’s called a stain because it’s stay’n.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukiiiiii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What do you call a mountain dew stain?

Mountain residew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Northerra
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I let the Spaniard know he had a little green stain on the back of his shorts.

He let me know what it was when he replied, "grassy ass".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Working at sams club i would collect boxes as they would empty. A customer came up to me and said "can i have a few of those flat boxes? I use them when i change my car oil so it doesnt stain my floor."

So I say "of course, that's a great idea. That's really thinking outside the box."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Djyocon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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None of my cleaners got the stain out, so I gave up.

My wife said I lacked Resolve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What do you call someone who doesn't put stain cleaner in their laundry

An Oximoron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsKanya
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Archaeologists have discovered an oil stain that might be more than a thousand years old.

It is Ancient Grease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Somebody spilled their drink on me. When asked about the stain, I said...

I got punched.

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What do you call leftover shit stains in the toilet bowl?

β€œResidoo-doo”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tacttertion
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What fruit can be used to remove pencil stains from a wall?

A dried grape. Cause it's a raisin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aristofanis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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Leather stains are very visible

Because it has nothing to hide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdeifh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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(Mom joke, probably) Did you know they're selling women's underwear now that's designed to resist blood stains?

They've been on shelves for quite a while now, you probably just never never noticed.

They're hard to spot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piscimancy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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No stains!

Son: Dad! I learned an awesome new trick at school in science class. Can I borrow your tie?

Dad: Let's see it.

Son: if we fold your tie in half, and roll the fat end toward the middle, and the thin end toward the middle, we have two rolls - one big and one small, both the same length, right?

Well, if I hold up the tie from the middle, and let go of both sides at the same time, which side will unroll first?

Dad: I have no idea.

Son (drops both ends, which open at the same time):

It's a tie, dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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How To Remove A Stain youtube.com/watch?v=urjCM…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CRobski
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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What do you call a stain left in a living room by a Danish person?

A Denmark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Throwawaybadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2016
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I had a stain...

I had a stain on my shirt and I pointed it out.

Me: "Oh man I have a stain."

Friend: "Oh! Don't worry just use Shout and it will take it out."

I look down at it and scream very loudly towards it.

Me: "Yeah, that didn't work."

Oh the groans were perfect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ifoundyourtoad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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The lady helping me at the bank has a big stain on her shirt

Should I teller?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickGoldmeyer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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