The scene in the beginning where they ask Danny how the action at the beach was. I said "I guess you can say it was pretty...Sandy."
Eyerolls and groans all around, and me feeling proud of myself.
"No, but I have some Crisco in the cupboard."
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane... keep reading on reddit ➡
They were cooked in grease
Use Dawn. It takes Grease out of your whey.
they were cooked in grease
It was cooked in Greece
They were really cooked in Grease
They were cooked in Greece.
I guess it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
Dawn, it's tough on grease.
They were made in Grease.
A drop of twilight and grease is there
They come from grease.
Contrary to popular belief, the first french fries were not cooked in France! They were cooked in Grease..
It is Ancient Grease.
They where made in grease.
It was found in ancient grease.
But Dawn is tough on Grease
They were fried in grease!
Because they were made in grease.
(Told to me by one of my students because I like bad jokes)
Her: "Urban Italy looks like a bad place to be with a rented car."
Me: "Yeah, I suppose there are some very old & busy cities there."
Her: "I don't know if I could do it. My Dad drove in Greece and that was bad enough."
Me: "Oof yeah, sounds sketchy. Though you'd think they'd have cleaned it up by now."
Me: "The grease."
Because I see a lot turkey and grease.
Because he thought it would make his herring grease.
They were fried in grease.
Bob &Tom in the Morning All Me Baby. No credit to anyone else.
A Call to Arms A Plead to the Limbless
The Armless are a stump among society and could easily achieve more. It’s bothersome that somebody with great potential could allow themselves to lose grip of what they aspire for. The radius of support and development that surrounds these people is astounding. Yet they bite the hand that feeds and throw away opportunities. With each passing day they are crippled by the errors in their ways. Not only are they not properly handling the situation, they are doing a disservice to society. Most will say to refrain from pointing fingers, but it is pertinent that we show them their faults.
All aside we should most certainly not try to elbow my way into their lives. However, if they were to branch off into their own progressive groups it would be most beneficial. And severance is a good thing between them and the public. This doesn't mean a complete amputation of them from society. Perhaps selective assistance will help these people find a well fitte
They can both 'Zorb all that Grease.
So my dad and I are working on my car when I am having a hard time loosening a bolt on the engine. After a hard tug it came undone and my arm slid into a large amount of grease. My dad turns to me and says,
"looks like all it needed was a little elbow grease"
They're cooked in grease!
This stupid song from the movie Grease comes on the radio and my wife asked, "Do you know what part of the movie they sing this song in?". I said , " The worst part?" She said," No the end." And my son replied, "So the best?"
I made cornbread tonight and used bacon grease to grease the pan. When I flipped the pan onto a plate and it came out clean, I said "thank you, lard"
I was telling my dad about how we just got our car back from being fixed at our local mechanic and had a pretty disappointing experience. I had to call back several times only to find that there would be further delays (5 days total) until the car was repaired and after 'cleaning' the car and they left grease marks everywhere - including all over the windows, on the steering wheel and door handles.
My dad cut in with "at least you could slip through the traffic easily".