Because he was a deep fat friar
I only eat greasy food on Fryday
Dad: Uh oh be careful.
Dad: I heard they have really GREECE-Y (greasy) food there. cue shit-eating grin
My brother and I visited him at the Hospital. We talked for awhile about what happened. Apparently, he ate at one of the more popular food stands in our area that specializes in Pork Sandwiches, Philly Cheesesteaks, and other such greasy foods. He looked at us and said "you know, I should go back there and tell them that their food was so good, it gave me a heart attack!"
My father, ladies and gentlemen. Don't let shit get you down.