Buttery Puns

I was making cheese cake at home, realized that too much butter in the batter is not always better.

How dairy

However, they only take cases involving a salt and buttery.

I threatened my neighbor with condiments and dairy products

I was charged with buttery and a salt

They charged me with a salt and buttery.

I'm charging them with a salt and buttery.

assault and buttery

It's called Buttery Mail.

I happened to have a block of salted butter in my hand and jokingly told my wife I was going to hit her with it.

She says to me, "That would be a-salt and buttery."