Cheesy or buttery pun
I was making cheese cake at home, realized that too much butter in the batter is not always better.
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !
How dairy
Apparently every police department has a food division
However, they only take cases involving a salt and buttery.
Lol
I threatened my neighbor with condiments and dairy products
I was charged with buttery and a salt
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
I caught someone beating up my food!
I'm charging them with a salt and buttery.
Prosecutors pressed charges against the popcorn maker today
assault and buttery
My wife's bad dad joke
I happened to have a block of salted butter in my hand and jokingly told my wife I was going to hit her with it.
She says to me, "That would be a-salt and buttery."
