They’re totally flaky.
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
A cereal killer.
I was being flaky.
I'm so flaky.
Oven beeps and I go to check on the salmon we were cooking.
Me: its not ready yet Gf: how do you know when it's ready? Me: its suppose to be a bit flaky Gf: I guess if it goes away, we know its ready.
So proud. Much love.
We had finished eating dinner at a restaurant and we were about to leave. My dad asked my brother if he had any cash for the tip and he said yes but that it had gone through the washer and as he put it "flaky." I could tell my dad was smirking even before he said it. He hits us with "Oh, well we can't use that if it's laundered." We all just kind of rolled our eyes and chuckled. He seemed so proud of himself.
