Crusty Puns

A list of puns related to "Crusty"

Found on r/jokes by u/crusty_minion /r/Jokes/comments/jjrv13/…
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👤︎ u/mrjsinthehouse
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Crusty Bread Pun

Me: Tell me about this bread Baker: It's sweet-ish Me: Hmmm.. I've tried Norwegian, but never that kind. Baker: (Swedish chef voice)Bork, Bork, Bork

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👤︎ u/oczysrebrne1
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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What do you call a crusty, stewing Navy man?

Pot Pie the sailor man

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👤︎ u/paper_ink_pen
📅︎ Oct 28 2017
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What kind of shoes do bakers wear?

Loafers

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👤︎ u/MartianHunter420
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that just got a boob job?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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👤︎ u/Smooth-Lengthiness57
📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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Cannibal
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👤︎ u/doesnt_matter_1710
📅︎ Feb 21 2021
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I don’t like bread jokes.

They get stale really fast.

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👤︎ u/TugBoatAugust
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why did the sperm cross the road today?

Because I wore the wrong Socks on...

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👤︎ u/Waizun
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Once upon a time there was this lobster...

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👤︎ u/__kitten
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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Obituary for the Pillsbury Dough Boy, Pop N Fresh

The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.

The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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👤︎ u/Eyes_and_teeth
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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Did you see that lady who steals sandwiches?

She is absolutely breadtaking!

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👤︎ u/Its_not_okay_Paul
📅︎ May 09 2020
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Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind it’s too CHEESY

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👤︎ u/51r-Fr4nc15-Dr4k3
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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What’s the difference between an old Greyhound terminal, and a lobster with 36DD breasts?

One’s a dusty bus station & the other is a busty crustacean!

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👤︎ u/lind-zayy
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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I’m not a fan of diagonally-cut sandwiches

I find them two crusty

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👤︎ u/misterblobbie
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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I once ate pizza

But sauced the cheese (my son told me this)

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👤︎ u/CCConner22
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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I told the pizza guy to write a joke on the box

He delivered.

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👤︎ u/notanirma
📅︎ Dec 09 2017
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My dad got me with a joke about pizza ...

...it was really cheesy.

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👤︎ u/silenoz_676
📅︎ Mar 08 2016
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/mza299
📅︎ Apr 07 2021
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What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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👤︎ u/VoltrenXytech
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

I’ll see myself out...

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👤︎ u/gsned70
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean

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👤︎ u/tpark474
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!

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👤︎ u/PlatypusPajamas
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/nazykitten
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?

One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/nazykitten
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/smoffatt34920
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?

One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?

One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean

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👤︎ u/ihasanali
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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What’s the difference between a nasty bus stop and a lobster with breasts?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/Mitchinatr
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with massive boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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👤︎ u/PringyUK
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/rfdyl12
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?

One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/bathroomword
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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What the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/BornChris
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/conbeanaman
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/abernackle610
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/putitinjustputitin
📅︎ May 21 2019
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large chested crab?

One’s a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean

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👤︎ u/Andyh10s
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/abbyrick
📅︎ Oct 19 2016
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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What's the difference between a old London bus terminal and a lobster with 36DD breasts?

Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean

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👤︎ u/BLAZEtms
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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What’s the difference between a gross bus stop and a crab with large breasts?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/Kyveido
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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👤︎ u/st0nedpigeon
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/TabCompletion
📅︎ Apr 10 2018
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What’s the difference between a old bus station and a lobster with a bra on?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean 🦞

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👤︎ u/gatexcreeper
📅︎ May 10 2019
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/truth_artist
📅︎ Jul 31 2015
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What is the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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👤︎ u/unclerudy
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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What’s the difference between an old transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

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👤︎ u/Teraghor
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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👤︎ u/Rigatavr
📅︎ Jun 11 2018
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