From my 7yr old daughter: Why was the pig covered in ink?
Because he lived in a pen!
So very proud!
What would you call a businessman with a face covered in whipped cream?
Banker: sir, why is your land deed covered in... grease???
What did the chicken say to the other chicken covered in spice?
I've written a stage representation of a story in which all lines are puns, and the stage is covered with the pages of a dictionary...
What did the leftovers covered with aluminum say?
With Texas covered in snow, does that mean...
From my 7 year old - why was the egg covered in ink?
Because it was being ink-cubated
He came up with this one on his own after hearing another one on this sub.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
I walked in the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
I came out to my Car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..
..you could call it an Autumnobile now !
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
I'll see myself out
Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese
My baby keeps getting covered in drool.
I need to get a better pillow...
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
I went to the zoo and saw 2 massive hairy apes, covered in cream and cherries on their heads..
Apparently they were Meringue-utans.
I grew up after covered wagons, but before space stations.
Did you hear they just diacovered an Egyptian mummy that was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts?
I bought a covid face mask covered with random musical symbols...
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
An ice cream man was found unconscious in his van today, covered in chocolate sprinkles, hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce, caramel & nuts.
Police believe he tried to top himself.
He's got this pun covered
Archaeologists in Egypt have unearthed a tomb containing a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts.
They believe it is the remains of the long lost Pharaoh Rocher.
I tried to rob a bank but the vault was covered in a thin layer of aluminum
Needless to say, my plans were foiled
What do you call a man covered in blue paint with a wrench taped to his hand?
My son turned 27, so he's no longer covered by my health insurance.
In other words, his manufacturer's warranty is up.
I've been to visit my grandmother's grave three times this week and each time someone has mysteriously covered it in gravy granules.
A man walked into his job interview covered in glue
His reasoning was
“I thought it would help me stick the interview”.
My wife said to my thirteen year old daughter, “They covered it with a giant black condom.”
That is it. That is the joke. Welcome to Asheville, NC.
https://www.bpr.org/post/vance-monument-fully-shrouded-lee-marker-removed
My wife shouted, “You’re shirtless and also covered in oil?” I chuckled, “Well, you’re always saying I never glisten.”
“Listen! You never listen!”
Moving my family to a wetland partially covered with water has been overwhelming...
Did you hear the one about the guy who escaped prison covered in wasps nests?
What is it called when you cut wood with a tool covered in sriracha?
My chemistry teacher covered me head to toe in sodium chloride after I flunked my test...
I've never been more ensalted in my life
Why did the soda-covered branch have lots of friends?
He was a fanta-stick buddy.
Why did Bill's friend get covered in beer?
Because William Shakes Beer.
A man was on trial for producing cents covered in a thin layer of gold...
I went out to my car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..
..you could call it an Autumnobile now !
Archaeologist digging in a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts
Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche
What do you call a car that’s covered in leaves?
A new mummy was found in Egypt. It was covered in chocolate and nuts.
The archeologists believe he was known as Pharaoh Rocher!
What do you call a car that's covered in leaves?
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