Why did the coffee file a police report?
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
Teacher: Felix, when is the boiling point reached? Felix: Just after my father reads my report card.
I asked my son how he did on his school report about Canada
An atom called the cops to report he had an electron stolen. The cop asked, "Are you sure?"
And the atom replied, "I'm positive!"
Owl to cop: “I’d like to report an incident..”
Cop: Giggling “Do you know HOO dunnit?”
Owl: “Sir, eight people were murdered”
Cop: O_O
Sad to report the death of the founder of Dulux paint. He died this morning from hypothermia on top of a mountain.
It's been reported he could have done with another coat.
Why did the fish have a bad report card?
because his teacher was crappe
I'm sorry to report that I lost both my feet to diabetes
News report accidentally a pun
A report just came out exposing how the government's mishandling of an explosive object could've caused the deaths of hundreds of civilians
These are very important lab-reports
Police report says someone was stealing rockwool from a construction site downtown.
Turns out it was an isolated incident.
I've just got some new glasses, and when I first put them on, I could see tiny little people with wings at the end of the garden. I rang my optician to report the problem, but he said it was completely normal with these glasses...
TIL: 29% of people report having to use the bathroom right after drinking a cup of coffee
The other 71% that don't are full of it
The news always reports on violations of human rights
But what about their lefts?
I showed my mom my report card, she said that she needed to see more A's
I said OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I was robbed outside and went in to report the crime. When I walked in, someone asked me what it was like outside.
I said, “it’s a bit muggy.”
What did the teacher do with her student's report on the history of cheese?
I wish I had something to submit my report in cursive
But all I have is a printer
A news report claims terrorists have begun putting explosives inside cans of Alphabetti Soup.
If one goes off it could spell disaster.
New report indicates widespread overheating at an alarming rate, mainly in stadiums
Must be the lack of fans.
I had to report a kid’s hair salon today
They were grooming children
There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
My boss thought the spacing in my report was weird
But I felt it was justified
My boss sent me an email in big, dark letters demanding that I personally deliver my report to him ASAP…
I’ve got to hand it to him, that was pretty bold.
A historical report about Finland said that they all died...
A status report from the department of justice
I read a report that said 100% of the world's major corporations had unmarried female as CEOs
It was a completely miss-leading report
There was this news reporter who enjoyed incorporating puns into their reports. One day, they had to cover the story of a mass stabbing. Unfortunately, the reporter couldn't think of a pun so they just sighed and went on to report the news how it was...
"Sorry, no pun n' ten dead"
My teacher wants a report on America....
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood
Turns out it was a Type-O
My grandfather died because the report said he had type A blood
Unfortunately it was a Type-O
Why did the coffee file a police report?
The news always reports on violations of human rights
But what about their lefts?
why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
My grandfather died because the report said that he needed Type-A blood
Unfortunately, it was a Type-O
Why did the coffee file a police report
Why did the coffee file a police report?
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
What did the teacher do with the students report on the history of Cheese
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged
^PS ^sorry ^if ^this ^has ^been ^used ^before
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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