These are very important lab-reports
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_like_miniwheats
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why did the coffee file a police report?

because It was mugged!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JodeneBorg
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Hippie Weather Report
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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My boss sent me an email in big, dark letters demanding that I personally deliver my report to him ASAP…

I’ve got to hand it to him, that was pretty bold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorbanzoBean69
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got MUGGED

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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I read a report that said 100% of the world's major corporations had unmarried female as CEOs

It was a completely miss-leading report

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyPolice
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.

To summarize:

He's never gonna give you Up

Never gonna lend you Down

Never gonna run around, and dessert you.

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My grandfather died because the report said that he needed Type-A blood

Unfortunately, it was a Type-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldgenmemelord
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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A historical report about Finland said that they all died...

They were Finnished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thats-MEan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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My boss thought the spacing in my report was weird

But I felt it was justified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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There was this news reporter who enjoyed incorporating puns into their reports. One day, they had to cover the story of a mass stabbing. Unfortunately, the reporter couldn't think of a pun so they just sighed and went on to report the news how it was...

"Sorry, no pun n' ten dead"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fluffy627
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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A status report from the department of justice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mehssie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it got mugged

^PS ^sorry ^if ^this ^has ^been ^used ^before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nico_Di_Angelo666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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My teacher wants a report on America....

So I wrote an U-Ess-ay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kool_Aid_Turtle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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Sarge on radio: "Private Cooper! This is Sargent Matthews. I need that report written ASAP! Do you copy?"

Cooper: "No, sir. Plagiarism is illegal."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myusernameisfish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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What did the teacher do with the students report on the history of Cheese

She grated it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tricky_Nick007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What did the teacher do with her student's report on the history of cheese?

She grated it 😜

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrOwls247
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why did the pretzel file a police report?

Cause he got assaulted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillerRedPanda14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Why did Rudolph get in trouble for his final report card marks?

He went down in History.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenameislogan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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If reports on new events are called news

why isnt history called olds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/posebean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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I recently went to Nice, France, I'll do a quick report

I liked the city. It was Nice.

I didn't have a lot of luck with girls there however, I heard it's full of Nice girls and Nice guys.

TL;DR: Nice trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorettooooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.

Unfortunately it was a Type-O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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Did you know the first weather report was delivered to Julius Caesar?

Hail Caesar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trev2-D2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Firefighters report at incident.

The fire department did they’re best to deal with the fire at the bakery but were unable to save the employees because it was already too late. They were toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AManInATopHat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Please report post that violate the rules!

Recently new mod here, all I ask is that you report ANY posts that break the rules such as; Reposts, posts that are not a pun, NSFW, Etc. With it being reported it makes our jobs easier! Thank you have a great day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nws4c
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Why did the student scream when he saw his report card?

There was a Bee on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrescentCoast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Why did the pistachio file a police report?

He was a-salted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLastHeroHere
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Why did the kid scream when he saw his report card

There was a Bee on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrescentCoast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Why did you report the PokΓ©mon to the police?

He was having a pik-at-chu when you were getting changed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intelligentfit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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What do doctors ask for detailed reports?

Because they need it to be a-cure-rate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thymear
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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On a report card, what grades turn you into a pirate?

Seven C’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xBad_Wolfx
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Filling out a report at work... and finding ways to amuse myself while doing so
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumusGoose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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As a reporter, I've done quite a few odd assignments. One especially memorable assignment was to report on the barefoot ginger convention.

Over 2,000 gingers showed up and there wasn't a sole to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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My grandpa died because the report said he had Type-A blood.

Unfortunately, it was a Type-O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommZ5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Local news reports an armed and dangerous loaf of bread:

they say he's packing wheat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fizzymilkcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Why did the coffee pot file a police report?

Because it got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bustielou
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Excess weight could soon be Canada’s second leading preventable cause of cancer, report says

It’s a heavy problem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KfirLA
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I could barely make out any of the figures on Apples earning’s report

They were all iCharts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I'd like to report that a man was eaten by a verb

That's the whole story. Verb ate'im.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sir_deadlock
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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A report just came out that Peyton Manning’s forehead has grown even more since he retired from the NFL

It’s Nationwide now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squadly_santana
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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You know who is really excited about the Mueller report?

Dentists

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mashed_Adams
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Why did the doctors demand a detailed report on a disease?

Because they needed it to be a-cure-rate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thymear
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Police report a robber breaking into homes and stealing stamps.

The perpetrator is believed to be male.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejackal678
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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My mail order bride arrived today, deceased. The coroner's report noted she was missing an organ...

and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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There’s a recent report that counterfeit $1 bills have increased in circulation.

Be on the lookout for hot singles in your area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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My mom didn't like my report card...

I said "OKAY"

she said " I want more A's "

I said "OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What did my pajamas get on his report card?

One C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PostreDeLaNoche
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Here is my Mueller Report:

It's good, but I'm more of a Barilla pasta kind of guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Why did the coffee cup report a crime to the police?

It was mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c0mm0nEAGLE
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Two friends named Trouble and Shut Up went hiking. Trouble went off the path and got lost so Shut Up went to the police to report him missing......

.....when asked his name by the cop filling out the report he replied Shut Up. The frustrated cop asked repeatedly for his name and was met each time with an equally frustrated and louder reply of SHUT UP! The cop got angry and then asked....hey man, are you looking for trouble? The reply back was "Yes! That's the reason I came here....I'm looking for Trouble!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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Special Report: Execution Botched Today Due to Hangman's Absence During Knot Tying Seminar in his Youth

Breaking Noose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeywithanr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Alright students, let me see your Lab report.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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He was afraid to show his parents his report card

He'd only barely passed. It was very D grading.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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911, I need to report a murder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoffKalast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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Two people are having sex in Alabama and they begin to sweat. What is the weather report?

Relative humidity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Car_radio21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...

It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MenacingBanjo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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What does a Instagram teenager do for his history report?

Lincoln bio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VGStarcall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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Feeling ruff? Mellon collie? Let me have a look at your lab report.

This seems far fetched, but you're just a little husky. Don't stop retrievin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ksloop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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My grandad died because his report claimed he had type-A blood.

Unfortunately, it was a type-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tempsilon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Why was Rudolph's report card worse than the one before?

Because he went down in history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?

Because he went down in history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/felix_72
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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My mom said she wasn’t happy with my report card

Me: β€œOk”

Mom: β€œI want to see more A’s”

Me: β€œOkaaaaaaaaaay!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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A woman announces to the golf pro she was stung by a bee. "Where?", asked the golf pro. "Between the first and second hole," she reports.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/srtak23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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Daughter: I have to do a report on sinkholes. Me: Oh, well do you know the best kind of sinkhole?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danbertgilbs
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2016
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According to a new report, adverse side effects from Botox injections occurred in a large number of people last year

None of them seemed surprised

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Why did Bill report a hexagon joke on Reddit ?

Because it was too edgy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RottenMind62
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Unfortunately I’ve some bad news to report about shortcakes.

They are not going to make them any longer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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The Peanuts kids had to choose a country out of hat for a book report.

Peppermint Patty: I got France!

Linus: I got Spain!

Charlie Brown: I got Iraq...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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The abbreviated version of the Rural Development Research Report is pretty funny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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Student: Sorry Professor, I’m not going to report my Mexican friend to the police.

Professor: All I want is that you turn in your essay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Why did the coffee file a police report

It got mugged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaackyboi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mc_Mike_007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmarSB2001
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because It got mugged!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EMP52
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gertjan-96
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.

Unfortunately it was a Type-O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report

It got mugged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tautvydas69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obimark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLU_INC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamer-Citrus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamdoggo123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NerdPapaya69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sparkles22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report ?

Because it was mugged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimingot_yesjams
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Some_Trap
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because he got mugged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaulinoG13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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