Apparently he was the key witness.
Stolen from dad jokes.
He's an arrow ace.
The frame was remarkable
Hard to win if Amber is Heard and Johnny is not
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
I then remembered it's an apple-late court.
They've decided to call it hella sore.
Defendant: Say-you-did-what.
Judge: What did you say?
Defendant: Thanks for reversing my sentence.
Yes. It’s true. Current events have made it less attractive.
Night-trial gloves
But I’m just grasping at straws here.
Photowitnesses
I think his name was Sheer luck Holmes
It's a murder investigation.
Hopefully it's not just another fossil arm.
http://i.imgur.com/uLfRhDd.jpg
It was Sir Cumference.
Me- I meet an interesting person the other day
Her- Oh, ok?
Me- Turns out he runs a school
Her- Not too interesting so far...
Me- Yeah, but it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons
Her- umm, sorry, what?
Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?
eyeroll intensifies
And all it took was a pee eye.
The defence is stumped
Turns out she's just a spin doctor.
Me- I meet an interesting person the other day
Her- Oh, ok?
Me- Turns out he runs a school
Her- Not too interesting so far...
Me- But it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons
Her- umm, sorry, what?
Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?
eyeroll intensifies
