Testify Puns

A list of puns related to "Testify"

A locksmith had to testify in court recently

He was the key witness

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👤︎ u/MarveliteFreak
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why can't Simba testify in court?

Cuz he's always lion

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👤︎ u/what-about-NASCAR
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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What do tou call a dentist who's testifying in court

A crown witness

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👤︎ u/aceman2221
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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While Hulk Hogan was testifying about his 10 inch penis

"...2 more inches and it wouldn't be a penis, it'd be a foot!"

Thanks, Dad.

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👤︎ u/KafkasGhost
📅︎ Mar 10 2016
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If Minecraft Villagers kept the name Testificates, what would the Illagers be called?

TestifiHates.

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👤︎ u/catluvr2
📅︎ May 09 2017
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