From r/memes. Don't be mean to me about reposting I'm just trying to show puns to people
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoJoMcFearson
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New TV Show Puns

I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?

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Project Run-a-way

America's Next Top Money Launderer

Keeping Up with the Car-Jackings

Naked & Public Exposure

My Solitary Confinement Life

The Real House-arrest Wives

The Great British Breaking & Entering

So You Think You Can Drink & Drive?

America's Got Theft

Pawn(ing Stolen Goods) Stars

Jersey Shore You Should Steal That Car

Who Wants to be an Arrested Felon?

Say Yes to the Drugs

Arson Daily

What else do can you think of?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leash15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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The deaf girl didn’t show up to her court case yesterday

She lost her hearing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeSayAye
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I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...

...Australians usually boo meringue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
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I was watching an Australian cooking show ...

... and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.

I was shocked when I found out that Australians usually boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deerollz
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I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I was watching an Australian show and the audience applauded when the host made a lemon meringue.

I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.

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Show support for his hard work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glock_muncher
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I was watching an Australian cooking show...

And the audience clapped when the chef made meringue. I was surprised as Australians normally boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhatDaddi
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With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.

It’ll be on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
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What do you call a convertible that shows no mercy?

Roofless

(I’ll see myself out now)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Senas006
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Who else wants to see a puppet show, minus the puppets?

Let's see a show of hands..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mish106
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Currently writing a screenplay for a show called Pun: The Musical.

It’s a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celesteallover
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Studies show habitual marijuana smokers have increased saliva production

When asked if there was any prevention, scientists stated you can either spit or get off the pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaxEcho
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I'll show myself out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dankvader08
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Have any of you guys seen the show Constipation on Netflix?

Oh wait, that's right. It hasn't come out yet....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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My kids were watching a show about identical twins re-united after being separated at birth, and in disbelief that they were wearing matching outfits when they met up.

I said, well, they do have the same genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zion2199
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Viewers don't show empathy towards Pokimane

They show SIMPathy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dash_hhh
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*Someone shows you a meme on Facebook* "Hey, read this"

"No need" you reply "I Reddit".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Persons1001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Studies show alcoholic law students...

...are more likely to have trouble passing the bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pvc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I know you want to see the show
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ra6907
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I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air

Abracadabra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yogeshbiebz
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Did you hear they're making a prequel to the TV show Airwolf?

It's called Beowulf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Study’s show people who suffer insomnia are really into there research.

They won’t rest until they find a cure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Woof_574
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I can't believe my FitBit still shows no progress...

How much more jogging my memory must I do?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I'm pretty sure that The Muppet Show is not unscripted

It always seems like someone is pulling the strings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterCheezOtter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I once saw a Broadway show called Vocabulary.

It was a good play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Masderus-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Why Is Everyone Happy When The Mushroom Shows Up At The Party?

Because He's A Real Fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronvb1123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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A recent finding by a statistician shows that the average American

Has one breast and one testicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ronvonjones
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What does a baker call bread that shows up unexpectedly?

An interloafer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maerek88
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Cemeteries remind me of the TV show Cheers.

It's a place where everyone knows your name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aagistar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Testing talent show equipment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1WithNumbers
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What reality show is popular on the holodeck of Deep Space Nine?

Keeping up with the Cardassians!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
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The court released the suspect on the grounds of being on an armor show on the night of the murder ...

it was an ironclad alibi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troy_lc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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that show was chock full of puns XD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Statistics show that

6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kempfy91
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Absolute Show Stopper
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeet69420dab
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The cake shows up to the talent show and takes center stage. When the judge asks what is his talent. He replies...

"Icing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronHusker88
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There should be a cooking show to find the best chef from Thailand.

Call it ... Thai Masters!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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It's time this show gets the credit it deserves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lams1d
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A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDogBoyMark
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In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...

...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.

I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Dammit! I know I have that one half of the ticket which shows I paid!

Sorry, wrong stub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Recent studies show Earth’s magnetic field is weakening.

Current events make it less attractive.

All hail The Double Pun. Mic drop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
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What is an alien's favourite show?

"How I meteor mother"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BattleKing2504
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I put out a weekly audio show about the history of fish.

It’s my codpast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
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What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Game of Crones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abcd4321__
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What does a comedian take inventory of before a show?

Their laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omj_in_his_jalopy
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What do you call a scary show?

A sEERIEs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohlovemeMISTA
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I can’t believe that even after 15 years of the show ending, people are still making β€œFriends” references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…

It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What do you call the tv show where hot air balloons are attached to peoples cars

Blimp My Ride

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brandon_Mercer078
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What's a relieved TV show?

Phewturama

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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A priest is sitting at a bar when a rabbi shows up. The rabbi says,

"well I walked right into that one, didn't I?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor_Oceanblue
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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We all know the show is called spongebob squarepants

But Patrick is the star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6blitz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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A comedian would do a set, each show, where he sprinted to either side of the stage with his mouth tied up.

It was a running gag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peteman22
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Watching an Australian cooking show and the chef made some meringue and the crowd cheered!

Surprising since most Aussies like to boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
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Anyone want to help me make a TV show about Abraham Lincoln?

The plan is to shoot it in front of a live audience.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Recent evidence shows that Earth’s magnetic field is weakening.

Yes. It’s true. Current events have made it less attractive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Greg British Baking Show
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A local man shows up to his local Starbucks for his daily cup of coffee.

β€œGrande macchiato with oat milk, please.”

The cashier started to process his order, until the man asked β€œWhy are you wearing a surgical mask?”

β€œI’m not”, said the barista, β€œit’s a coughy filter”.

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What happens if you eat yeast and show polish?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myvolunteerbag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band

It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.

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What shows the beauties of the world, but when you look at it, it shows the horrors?

A mirror

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
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This Sacramento comedy show is basically a pun-themed rap battle

A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.

Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.

I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."

Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capitolpuns
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Recently revived my desire to watch Viking shows.

My interest was Bjorn again.

Hate this pun? I have no reNorse.

Thor-ry (Not Thor-ry).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I watched a show about construction

It was riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adorm_Snormp
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I have been watching this Chernobyl show.

Its pretty rad.

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What's Hulk Hogan's favorite TV show?

Big Brother

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
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How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I want to start a trivia game show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.

I'll call it "Mullet Over"

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I told a Cleveland Show joke to one of my friends.

It was turrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSp0nge05
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What do you call an award show for cows? The COWARDS

I know it’s bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marl25flow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Me and some other guys like to get together at the local supermarket to show off our rare breed black-feathered chickens. New guy today mustn't have understood because...

There was an unexpected white hen in the bragging area

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mittenshape
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What do you call a member of law enforcement who likes to show people his skills on the Guitar?

A share riff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaman_90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Hey! I gotta show you this joke on r/dadjokes!

*son looks at post*

Nah, I might have already Reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamagudredditor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Why did the cannibalistic Roman slave warrior show no remorse over his recent female victim?

Because he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Thor went on a game show and did really well!

He crushed the lightning round.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded the chef for making a perfect meringue.

I was surprised, as Australian's usually boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holiestofrollers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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My girlfriend really enjoyed the Riverdance show...

She said it was a reel treat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I was watching an Australian cooking show and was surprised when the audience cheered the meringue.

Australians usually boo-meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bu11et_farmer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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... and ya really wanna show it....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nkripper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I should change my name to Billy and get a job as a radio show presenter.

Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mh-98
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...

It’s the start of a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I’m creating a new show about a leatherworker that goes crazy and murders his relatives

It’s called Awl in the Family

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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What do you name a show about a wise guy named Noah?

Noah knows

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show and the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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