From r/memes. Don't be mean to me about reposting I'm just trying to show puns to people
New TV Show Puns
I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?
America's Next Top Money Launderer
Keeping Up with the Car-Jackings
Naked & Public Exposure
My Solitary Confinement Life
The Real House-arrest Wives
The Great British Breaking & Entering
So You Think You Can Drink & Drive?
America's Got Theft
Pawn(ing Stolen Goods) Stars
Jersey Shore You Should Steal That Car
Who Wants to be an Arrested Felon?
Say Yes to the Drugs
What else do can you think of?!
The deaf girl didn’t show up to her court case yesterday
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
...Australians usually boo meringue
I was watching an Australian cooking show ...
... and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.
I was shocked when I found out that Australians usually boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian show and the audience applauded when the host made a lemon meringue.
I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.
Show support for his hard work
I was watching an Australian cooking show...
And the audience clapped when the chef made meringue. I was surprised as Australians normally boo meringue.
With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
What do you call a convertible that shows no mercy?
(I’ll see myself out now)
Who else wants to see a puppet show, minus the puppets?
Let's see a show of hands..
Currently writing a screenplay for a show called Pun: The Musical.
Studies show habitual marijuana smokers have increased saliva production
When asked if there was any prevention, scientists stated you can either spit or get off the pot.
Have any of you guys seen the show Constipation on Netflix?
Oh wait, that's right. It hasn't come out yet....
My kids were watching a show about identical twins re-united after being separated at birth, and in disbelief that they were wearing matching outfits when they met up.
I said, well, they do have the same genes.
Viewers don't show empathy towards Pokimane
*Someone shows you a meme on Facebook* "Hey, read this"
"No need" you reply "I Reddit".
Studies show alcoholic law students...
...are more likely to have trouble passing the bar.
I know you want to see the show
I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air
Did you hear they're making a prequel to the TV show Airwolf?
Study’s show people who suffer insomnia are really into there research.
They won’t rest until they find a cure.
I can't believe my FitBit still shows no progress...
How much more jogging my memory must I do?
I'm pretty sure that The Muppet Show is not unscripted
It always seems like someone is pulling the strings
I once saw a Broadway show called Vocabulary.
It was a good play on words.
Why Is Everyone Happy When The Mushroom Shows Up At The Party?
Because He's A Real Fungi.
A recent finding by a statistician shows that the average American
Has one breast and one testicle.
What does a baker call bread that shows up unexpectedly?
Cemeteries remind me of the TV show Cheers.
It's a place where everyone knows your name.
Testing talent show equipment
What reality show is popular on the holodeck of Deep Space Nine?
Keeping up with the Cardassians!
The court released the suspect on the grounds of being on an armor show on the night of the murder ...
it was an ironclad alibi!
that show was chock full of puns XD
Statistics show that
6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy
The cake shows up to the talent show and takes center stage. When the judge asks what is his talent. He replies...
There should be a cooking show to find the best chef from Thailand.
Call it ... Thai Masters!
It's time this show gets the credit it deserves
A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks
In the early days of Tesla, they had difficulties getting the CEO to show up on time to meetings, so they trained a puppy to find him and bark until he arrived...
...all they had to say was "get Elon little doggie".
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.
I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.
Dammit! I know I have that one half of the ticket which shows I paid!
Recent studies show Earth’s magnetic field is weakening.
Current events make it less attractive.
All hail The Double Pun. Mic drop
What is an alien's favourite show?
I put out a weekly audio show about the history of fish.
What is a witch's favourite TV show?
What does a comedian take inventory of before a show?
What do you call a scary show?
I can’t believe that even after 15 years of the show ending, people are still making “Friends” references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
What do you call the tv show where hot air balloons are attached to peoples cars
What's a relieved TV show?
A priest is sitting at a bar when a rabbi shows up. The rabbi says,
"well I walked right into that one, didn't I?"
We all know the show is called spongebob squarepants
A comedian would do a set, each show, where he sprinted to either side of the stage with his mouth tied up.
Watching an Australian cooking show and the chef made some meringue and the crowd cheered!
Surprising since most Aussies like to boo meringue.
Anyone want to help me make a TV show about Abraham Lincoln?
The plan is to shoot it in front of a live audience.
Recent evidence shows that Earth’s magnetic field is weakening.
Yes. It’s true. Current events have made it less attractive.
A local man shows up to his local Starbucks for his daily cup of coffee.
“Grande macchiato with oat milk, please.”
The cashier started to process his order, until the man asked “Why are you wearing a surgical mask?”
“I’m not”, said the barista, “it’s a coughy filter”.
What happens if you eat yeast and show polish?
Broadway has a new show that combines magic with the tunes of a 70’s Swedish Pop Band
It’s called ABBA-Cadabra.
What shows the beauties of the world, but when you look at it, it shows the horrors?
This Sacramento comedy show is basically a pun-themed rap battle
A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.
Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.
I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."
Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo
Recently revived my desire to watch Viking shows.
My interest was Bjorn again.
Hate this pun? I have no reNorse.
Thor-ry (Not Thor-ry).
I watched a show about construction
I have been watching this Chernobyl show.
What's Hulk Hogan's favorite TV show?
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
I want to start a trivia game show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.
I'll call it "Mullet Over"
I told a Cleveland Show joke to one of my friends.
What do you call an award show for cows? The COWARDS
Me and some other guys like to get together at the local supermarket to show off our rare breed black-feathered chickens. New guy today mustn't have understood because...
There was an unexpected white hen in the bragging area
What do you call a member of law enforcement who likes to show people his skills on the Guitar?
Hey! I gotta show you this joke on r/dadjokes!
*son looks at post*
Nah, I might have already Reddit
Why did the cannibalistic Roman slave warrior show no remorse over his recent female victim?
Because he was gladiator.
Thor went on a game show and did really well!
He crushed the lightning round.
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded the chef for making a perfect meringue.
I was surprised, as Australian's usually boo meringue.
My girlfriend really enjoyed the Riverdance show...
She said it was a reel treat!
I was watching an Australian cooking show and was surprised when the audience cheered the meringue.
Australians usually boo-meringue.
... and ya really wanna show it....
I should change my name to Billy and get a job as a radio show presenter.
Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.
Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...
It’s the start of a slippery slope
I’m creating a new show about a leatherworker that goes crazy and murders his relatives
It’s called Awl in the Family
What do you name a show about a wise guy named Noah?
I was watching an Australian cooking show and the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.