Shower pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chloe24603
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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What is it called when your singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?

A soap opera

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mm401
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Me: I’m going to take a shower

Dad: Don’t take it too far

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pessimisfit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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I can't find my scrubber in the shower

It's aloof-ah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abeen30
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Me: I’m going to hop in the shower

Dad: Don’t hurt yourself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overtlysecretive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Did you see that meteor shower?

No, I respect others’ privacy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironicplatypus84
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Took a pretty good picture of the meteor shower a few days ago.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaunRyk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What did Jeffrey Dahmer keep in his shower?

Heads and Shoulders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Does anyone know if we can start taking showers yet?

Or are we still just washing our hands?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hirsty19784
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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"I'm going to jump in the shower"

Funny, most people sing in the shower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThamilandryLFY
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why do people sing in the shower?

Because the audience in the toilet is shit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirinaron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Wife: *gets out of the shower*

Me: Don’t shoot!!

Her: ??

Me: Oh thank God, I thought you were an Itowelian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yammalishus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What do pregnant women think in the shower?

Baby Shower thoughts.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I was planing on taking a shower at my hotel today...

...but apparently they bolt those things to the wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exturo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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A momma shower and a daddy shower get together....

And that’s how baby showers are made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Your-Naked-Dad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My son just told me he was gonna go get a shower.

I said β€œSon, that smells like a great idea.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wcollins260
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I was thinking about hopping in the shower...

But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larkguit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...

"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toadfinger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I've seen a meteor shower,

but never seen a meteor take a bath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Is it ok if a take a shower?

No stealing is wrong, I’ll draw you a bath instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnickerDix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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How often do meteor showers happen?

Whenever they get dirty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stoshstosh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.

At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bumblebus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

Pilgrims.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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April showers bring may flowers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukurslf
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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In the shower

I was in the shower with my wife, we were talking as usual.

She tells me "I haven't gotten her hair done since before rona."

"that's salon ago"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dorksideofnever
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Cold showers are the best...

...Once you warm up to them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/romantheperogi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?

Because they washup on shore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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A shower thaught
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyrusDaSquid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...

She draws flies and gnats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.

He has serious selfie steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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From my 9 year old son's shower thoughts

Mario Kart is a rally hard game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrispeefeart
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Why should you never have pokemon shower curtains?

Because they might pikachu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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"Hey dad, I'm taking a shower"

"Alright, make sure to bring it back"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Themajesticbear2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Looking up at the calendar today, my son asked me, "If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?" I answered, "I don't know, what?"

He laughed and shouted, "Pilgrims!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it becomes a soap opera

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Help: Spent my whole shower trying to think of comic book-based puns for toiletries. Best I could do was Conditioner Gordon and a 2 in 1 shampoo named Harvey Dent.

Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yikesomalley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

So you’re the one!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPooMD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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When I get into the shower naked

The shower gets turned on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquariumsarecool
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Why do people say "hit the showers"

What did the showers ever do to you?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BamHelsing
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I was singing in the shower tonight when I unexpectedly got some soap in my mouth.

Suddenly it became a soap opera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Hop in the shower v.redd.it/xp1r5miwj0d41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SQUIDDYYYYY
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoalieMom53
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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If April Showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterdebater777
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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