What is it called when your singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
Me: I’m going to take a shower
Dad: Don’t take it too far
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
Me: I’m going to hop in the shower
Dad: Don’t hurt yourself!
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
Did you see that meteor shower?
No, I respect others’ privacy
Took a pretty good picture of the meteor shower a few days ago.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer keep in his shower?
Does anyone know if we can start taking showers yet?
Or are we still just washing our hands?
"I'm going to jump in the shower"
Funny, most people sing in the shower.
Why do people sing in the shower?
Because the audience in the toilet is shit!
Wife: *gets out of the shower*
Me: Don’t shoot!!
Me: Oh thank God, I thought you were an Itowelian.
What do pregnant women think in the shower?
I was planing on taking a shower at my hotel today...
...but apparently they bolt those things to the wall.
A momma shower and a daddy shower get together....
And that’s how baby showers are made
My son just told me he was gonna go get a shower.
I said “Son, that smells like a great idea.”
I was thinking about hopping in the shower...
But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself
A woman in the shower hears the doorbell. "It's the blind man". So she answers the door naked...
"Nice bewbs! Now where do you want me to hang the blind?"
I've seen a meteor shower,
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
Is it ok if a take a shower?
No stealing is wrong, I’ll draw you a bath instead.
How often do meteor showers happen?
If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.
At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
April showers bring may flowers
In the shower
I was in the shower with my wife, we were talking as usual.
She tells me "I haven't gotten her hair done since before rona."
"that's salon ago"
Cold showers are the best...
...Once you warm up to them
Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?
Because they washup on shore.
My friend is an artist who specializes in sketching pesky insects. She also rarely showers...
She draws flies and gnats.
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while taking a shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
From my 9 year old son's shower thoughts
Mario Kart is a rally hard game
Why should you never have pokemon shower curtains?
Because they might pikachu.
"Hey dad, I'm taking a shower"
"Alright, make sure to bring it back"
Looking up at the calendar today, my son asked me, "If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?" I answered, "I don't know, what?"
He laughed and shouted, "Pilgrims!"
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera
Help: Spent my whole shower trying to think of comic book-based puns for toiletries. Best I could do was Conditioner Gordon and a 2 in 1 shampoo named Harvey Dent.
Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
When I get into the shower naked
The shower gets turned on.
Why do people say "hit the showers"
What did the showers ever do to you?
I was singing in the shower tonight when I unexpectedly got some soap in my mouth.
Suddenly it became a soap opera.
If April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
If April Showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?