Shower Curtain Puns

Because they might pikachu.

So you’re the one!!

The drapes of bath

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

No?

So you're the asshole...

Man, I must really love shower curtains.

My girlfriend freaked herself out because our shower curtain was closed for some reason.

Me: Chris, are you hiding dead bodies in our shower again?

Him: No, just head and shoulders!

Mom walks in

Mom: I have to go to Tuesday Morning to get a new shower curtain.

Dad: But it's Wednesday afternoon? Do you have a time machine?!

Mom: haha you're funny.

Dad: I'm not funny, I'm dad!

....

My fiance was on the phone with her mother, talking about her surprise bridal shower. She's looking at the registry and says, "well mom it looks line I'm not having a shower. Nobody has bought the shower curtains."

I was so proud.

While fixing a hose at my house, the landlord said, "In order to keep water from running on the wall, you need a shower curtain on the back to...CURTail any leakage."

We both mentally high fived each other, as his wife rolled her eyes.

Ninja Edit: We have an old style tub.

Son: No.

Father: So you’re the one.