It had Windows
Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...
The difference between them and my old ones is like night and day.
(My wife just bought us some yesterday, I sent her this via text and she sent me an eye roll emoji)
but the furniture was real
Doctor:- Pull your self together!
Because they might pikachu.
So you’re the one!!
They didnt want someone to see them changing into something more comfortable
Mom: “Matthew! Can you grab the screws please?”
Me: “Oh screw this.”
Mom: “Can you grab some nails?”
Me: “Yup.” Sees the curtains up “Oh wow you’re really nailing it.”
Mom: “The drills on the counter. Would you mind...”
Me: “Don’t worry. I know the drill by now.”
Doctor: Pull yourself together
It's a classic/oldie
But after the first prototype, that's out the window
After we finished installing the hooks, and hung the curtains I asked her to hand the cap to me.
"Honey, can you hand me the pole end?"
She was unsure of what I meant, and asked, "What pole end?"
"Pole end is a country in eastern Europe, but I need you to hand me the cap the to the curtain rod."
The drapes of bath
Father: So you’re the one.
... until my friend convinced me to pull myself together.
Pull yourself together man!
But they always come together at night.
Keep stonewalling it till it's curtains.
Cuz the times they are a' changin!
We only have about an hour and a half to measure then go and purchase curtains before the baby needs a nap
Wife: Be quick please, we only have a small window
Me: Actually its about 2 metres wide