What does John Steinbeck call his shower curtain?

The drapes of bath

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What do you call a woman stuck between a curtain and a window?

Annette

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Breaking a leg during an audition ensures that you end up in the cast.
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I've finally given up on finding a name for my window coverings made from bug spray...

I call the search Off! It's curtains for that quest!

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