De crisis in Afghanistan is een wake-upcall. Op naar een Europese krijgsmacht trouw.nl/opinie/de-crisis…
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GroenLinks-jongeren ongekend hard over zetelverlies: β€˜Laat dit een wake-upcall zijn’ nrc.nl/nieuws/2021/03/18/…
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Verspreiding coronavirus in Nederland neemt toe: 'Dit is een wake-upcall' nos.nl/l/2341393
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Topmannen UMCG en GGD Groningen pleiten voor zorgproef zonder marktwerking in Noorden: 'De coronacrisis is een wake-upcall voor het gezondheidsbeleid' dvhn.nl/groningen/Zorgtop…
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Selfdestrct Blue Butterfly Tee with Upcalls Jeans!!! Selfdestrct is my brand and Upcalls is my friend’s brand. Link in comments for info
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Upcalls

Hello. Have questions about an implementation. I came up with an idea and want to know if it’s ok or there is a better one which is used in modern OSs.

My idea: For example some processes have subscribed (using syscall) to get notifications every x seconds. So when our os is interrupted by a timer, os will check the list of subscribed processes. We are going to call a handler for processes which are in the list. To call it let’s set process’s eip to the handler’s address (so when we come back to execution of the process , we will start at the handler) and update process’ stack (Push the return address. The address will help to come back to the right position after an upcall ).

And the last question: Touches or device rotation are delivered as upcall to apps in iOS or Android, aren’t they?

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'Spionageschandaal is wake-upcall voor de Nederlandse politiek' nos.nl/l/2322865
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Anyone work for Upcall?

I recently saw a video about working with Upcall, wondered if anyone has experience with this company? Thanks!

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I will never forget that first Goku ssj transformation AI Upcale 8K 60FPS 5.1 7680x4320 youtu.be/LcZvKwUam8o
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Call to Arms. Upcall so when people Google this they see Call to Arms
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I will never forget that first Goku ssj transformation AI Upcale 8K 60FPS 5.1 7680x4320 youtu.be/LcZvKwUam8o
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I will never forget that first Goku ssj transformation AI Upcale 8K 60FPS 5.1 7680x4320 youtu.be/LcZvKwUam8o
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Upcall – Triggered Human Phone Calls upcall.com
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I will never forget that first Goku ssj transformation AI Upcale 8K 60FPS 5.1 7680x4320 youtu.be/LcZvKwUam8o
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Super Mario Upcale Stars 3D
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God of War III ~ Proper 4K (3 X Native) Upcaled | RPCS3 | illusion New MLAA Patch + ZEROx Build youtu.be/t-Gs_t2v5Iw
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God of War Ascension ~ Real 4K (3 X Native) Proper Upcaled | RPCS3 | illusion New MLAA Patch youtu.be/W8-19JLevtc
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Sengoku Basara 4 Sumeragi ~DLC Gameplay | RPCS3 0.0.12 | Real Resolution Upcale Technique ( 200% ) youtu.be/MF2wXW1hy0A
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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I wonder why they deleted the r/antiwork sub

I guess the concept didn't work

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Social Media Updates of Last Week + Content Ideas/Tools for This week!
  • Twitter is testing tweet reaction videos on iOS. This feature is inspired by TikTok’s video replies!
  • Instagram is launching reverse-chronological feed this year. This feature is in testing now!
  • Wordpress announced high threat level vulnerabilities that will effect millions of websites.
  • Facebook adds new features like story highlights and timeline view to creator studio.
  • LinkedIn is testing audio rooms, they are planning to launch new formats for live events.
  • Tiktok is testing repost button to make users share the content again with their friends and followers. A new version of retweet!
  • YouTube creators KSI and Logan Paul launched a new drink company β€˜Prime’.
  • YouTube added new updates to studio app adding video monetisation appeal for creators.
  • Twitter banned news aggregation service politics for Everyone.
  • Instagram is testing likes on stories.
  • Pinterest added new β€œprofiles” tab to search results to promote Pin creators.
  • Twitter is also working on advanced search and launched new recording features for Twitter spaces. They are also testing new placement for tweet composer to encourage more activity.
  • Clubhouse added new feature to encourage users to share rooms and help users find more relevant rooms to join and tune in.
  • Facebook launched new privacy Center to maintain privacy on platform. But they are threatening the privacy not users!

  • Content Opportunities / Ideas of the week
  • 10 January: Peculiar People Day/ Share what motivates you to achieve your goals.
  • 11 January: National Milk Day/ Tweet your favourite place to work
  • 12 January: National Pharmacist Day/ Review your favourite marketing tool
  • 13 January: National Stickers day/ Share your favourite emojis on IG or Snapchat.
  • 14 January: International Kite Day/ Talk about boosting creativity on Reddit.
  • 15 January: National Bagel Day/ Grab a bagel and drink coffee. Enjoy the weekend!
  • SaaS find of the week!
  • Upcall- Create outbound call campaigns that convert your leads
  • Coverr- Free Stock Video footage for your website homepages.
  • Bookmark OS- All-in-one bookmark manager for you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazymentors
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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drak0ni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2022
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluestratmatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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EA good? Idk but UpCals to the left boys
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brain_Garbage
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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