What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
What do you call a typo on a headstone?
What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??
An Optical Aleutian
I’ll see myself out...
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
What do you call a hippies wife?
What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?
What do you call a blind Nazi?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef.
(My Dad was very excited to tell me this during our video chat tonight)
What do you call a zombie DJ?
What Do You Call A Belt Made Of Watches?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
What do you call uncooked cannibal pasta?
What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?
What do you call a nun that sleepwalks?
What do you call a cold hooker?
What do you call a fear of giants?
Feefiphobia
Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.
What do you call a sleepy relative?
What do you call it when someone bellow the age of 18 has a problem
What do you call a sleeping girlfriend?
Anything you want, she can't hear you!
What do you call a duck that steals?
[oc sorry] What do you call a Jedi with anxiety?
What do you call a reptile who makes financially wise decisions?
What do call an animal that knows if you're lying?
What do you call a bear with no ear?
What do you call a corpse on a boat?
What do you call a dear with no eyes
No eye dear
What do you call a dear with no eyes or legs
Still no eye dear
What do you call a dear with no eyes or legs cut in half
Still half no eye dear
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
What do you call a triangle thats had too much to drink?
What do snowmen call their offspring?
What do you call a tricky woman whose initials are P.B.?
Miss Lead!
..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...
What do you call 2 guys tied up and stuck in a window?
What do you call the art of seducing Cthulhu?
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
What do you call a tall buffalo?
What do you call someone with no body and nose?
What do you call a knight that’s afraid to fight ?
What do you call a Canadian who is kind of a jerk?
What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?
What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry
Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit 😬
What do you call a glass dinosaur?
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
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