[Request] Phone puns!

I'm not sure if this is allowed on this subreddit, but I really need some good puns about phones! It's for a school project, and I would really appreciate any help I can get. Thanks.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chilicheesedoggo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
[Request] Short Phone Puns

My phone displays a line of text at the top, even when the screen is off. Rather than have it show something boring like my name, I thought a pun would be cool.

Needs to be short. Otherwise, let's get some punny puns r/puns! (sorry)

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jamessuperfun
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."

"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"

๐Ÿ‘︎ 173
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.

I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Dad dropped this one on me over the phone today

Dad: Have I ever told you that story about my dad?

Me: Which one?

Dad: The only dad I have!

๐Ÿ‘︎ 21
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Firree
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 11
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My cell phone got drunk.

It took too many screenshots.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 115
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What to do when phone dropped in water
๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/llama_3480
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What do you call a woman that would rather stare at her phone than look up at the Northern lights?

Aurora Borealis

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/timthedriller
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 01
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone

I should hope itโ€™s a real one, the fake ones are just annoying

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SirTurkTurkelton
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 13
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.

The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!

๐Ÿ‘︎ 15k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sierrasport
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
This happened with me today morning. My phone's headphone jack isn't working so I asked my dad what to do about it.

He said, "Let's get a headphone Jill, then!"

๐Ÿ‘︎ 13
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/trebleclefofficial
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, โ€œDad get out of the way!โ€

I said, โ€œYouโ€™re the ones blocking!โ€

๐Ÿ‘︎ 16k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Colbosky
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
๐Ÿ‘︎ 208
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/no_tak
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Thought I only had to take a piss, so I didnโ€™t bring my phone.

I didnโ€™t sign up for this shit.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kai_xi8
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....

Don't let it replace your family.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 12
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I went to the bathroom earlier today and forgot my phone

It was a shitty experience

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/moor9776
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I just dropped my phone in the bath

Now it's syncing

๐Ÿ‘︎ 392
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Nerdgasm12
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Mobile phones cause cancer...

...if you smoke them.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ricerly
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I dropped my phone in the lake...

Itโ€™s syncing.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 22
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/watercolorfiddle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

๐Ÿ‘︎ 7
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kickypie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.

I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 10
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/1963Jan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....

Available balance: $9.11

๐Ÿ‘︎ 30
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Grit1963
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My wife asked me to sync her phone

So I threw it in the ocean.. don't know why she is so mad

๐Ÿ‘︎ 9
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mrjaxson1111
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Why does the owl turn off it's phone at night?

So it doesn't get any hooty calls.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rockstar37
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What do you call a small cell phone?

A microphone

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Theodore3216
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Found it saved on my phone
๐Ÿ‘︎ 1k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Donkaholic
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I didn't realize my phone came with noface detection
๐Ÿ‘︎ 29
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Llamalords101
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
So, my child told me on the phone they'd got a sex change. They could tell I wasn't too bothered...

I had become trans-parent

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bredstikz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Phones are getting smarter and thinner....

People, not so much.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...

...It was a close call.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 13
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/iLoveShowerThoughts
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
So I overclocked my phone...
๐Ÿ‘︎ 51
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Codyjames34526
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?"

"Yeahโ€ฆ" she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right nowโ€ฆ"

๐Ÿ‘︎ 8k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I named my phone "The Titanic"

Now, every time I plug it into my computer it says: โ€œThe Titanic is syncingโ€

๐Ÿ‘︎ 31
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/professorf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.

It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MR_TRUMP_Vincent2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.

I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 12
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring

๐Ÿ‘︎ 37
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bonp27
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Why did the cell phone have to wear glasses?

Because it lost its contacts

๐Ÿ‘︎ 25
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WorldlyContribution
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I like to write jokes down from this sub and store them on my phone.

I call it my Dad-abase.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 350
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wtrsport430
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.

He said he didnโ€™t want to miss any calls.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 12
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cmk100
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Why did the pirate get in his ship and leave immediately when he got a phone call?

Because booty calls

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/actualcovfefebean
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
How did Samuel win the work talent show at the mobile phone factory?

Sam sung

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vodkafountain
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
This isnโ€™t mine and I donโ€™t know who made it, but itโ€™s been on my phone for so many years and I havenโ€™t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 79
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DarkRune23
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/throwitintheair22
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Sorry for tye bad crop its hard to edit on phone for me.
๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheHotSouthWinds
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."

"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"

๐Ÿ‘︎ 18k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.