[Request] Phone puns!
I'm not sure if this is allowed on this subreddit, but I really need some good puns about phones! It's for a school project, and I would really appreciate any help I can get. Thanks.
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︎ Mar 28 2019
[Request] Short Phone Puns
My phone displays a line of text at the top, even when the screen is off. Rather than have it show something boring like my name, I thought a pun would be cool.
Needs to be short. Otherwise, let's get some punny puns r/puns! (sorry)
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︎ Dec 26 2016
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Dad dropped this one on me over the phone today
Dad: Have I ever told you that story about my dad?
Me: Which one?
Dad: The only dad I have!
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︎ Jan 11 2021
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What to do when phone dropped in water
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you call a woman that would rather stare at her phone than look up at the Northern lights?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Just received Areal Flood Advisory notification on my phone
I should hope itโs a real one, the fake ones are just annoying
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︎ Jan 13 2021
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
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︎ Jul 04 2020
This happened with me today morning. My phone's headphone jack isn't working so I asked my dad what to do about it.
He said, "Let's get a headphone Jill, then!"
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︎ Dec 13 2020
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, โDad get out of the way!โ
I said, โYouโre the ones blocking!โ
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︎ Jun 27 2020
I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Thought I only had to take a piss, so I didnโt bring my phone.
I didnโt sign up for this shit.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....
Don't let it replace your family.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
I went to the bathroom earlier today and forgot my phone
It was a shitty experience
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I just dropped my phone in the bath
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Mobile phones cause cancer...
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What kind of phone does a burglar use?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
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︎ Nov 14 2020
My wife asked me to sync her phone
So I threw it in the ocean.. don't know why she is so mad
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Why does the owl turn off it's phone at night?
So it doesn't get any hooty calls.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What do you call a small cell phone?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Found it saved on my phone
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︎ Jun 14 2020
I didn't realize my phone came with noface detection
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︎ Aug 19 2020
So, my child told me on the phone they'd got a sex change. They could tell I wasn't too bothered...
I had become trans-parent
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Phones are getting smarter and thinner....
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I almost got in trouble because I tried to talk to someone in the same room as me over the phone...
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︎ Oct 17 2020
So I overclocked my phone...
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?"
"Yeahโฆ" she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right nowโฆ"
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︎ Apr 16 2020
I named my phone "The Titanic"
Now, every time I plug it into my computer it says: โThe Titanic is syncingโ
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.
I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why did the cell phone have to wear glasses?
Because it lost its contacts
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I like to write jokes down from this sub and store them on my phone.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
The umpire kept answering his phone during the softball game.
He said he didnโt want to miss any calls.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Why did the pirate get in his ship and leave immediately when he got a phone call?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
How did Samuel win the work talent show at the mobile phone factory?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
This isnโt mine and I donโt know who made it, but itโs been on my phone for so many years and I havenโt seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Sorry for tye bad crop its hard to edit on phone for me.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I dropped my phone in the lake...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
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