A list of puns related to "Landline"
I said, “No. Get your fax straight.”
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Grandparents. And they're called Grandlines.
Dad: No, you better get your fax straight.
E.T. Home Phone
It's an earPhone
He took the phone, and said, in the voice of Freddie Mercury, "Is this the wi-fi? Is this just fantasy?...Caught in a landline, we don't need AT&T.." and then passed the phone back. We already have AT&T, and I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH A FRIEND THAT DOES ACCOUNTING?, NOTHING TO DO WITH SOMEONE CALLING OUR HOUSE. No more Crockpot broccoli and cheese soup using weed butter for him. Good god... I'm almost impressed. We also haven't had a landline in years. God bless this small dog weilding, vaping man.
Me: I just found out yesterday that 1800 (one eight hundred) phone numbers are free to call.
Him: Yeah, that's why they're 1800 numbers.
Me: But 1300 phone numbers charge to call.
Him: Yeah, they charge a local call cost from landlines.
Me: You'd think they'd make the 1300 numbers free calls. Then they'd be "one free hundred".
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