I couldn't turn it down.
I texted my Dad a link to the initial headline. His response is in the link below.
But I was able to e-merge.
He must have had a lot of time on his hands.
"Don't worry, sir," reassured the dispatcher. "Emergency services are on their way. Just try to remain calm and stay with her until they arrive."
"How long will the ambulance be?" the man asked.
"About eighteen feet," replied the dispatcher.
For some reason, my phone calls it insta-gram
the network responded "The number you have dialled cannot be reached."
It is so uncalled for.
It's very risky when you butt dial somebody and they pick up, because then it's your ass on the line
I call that Instagram.
That's what I call instagram