26 Hilarious Dial Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you say when you are going to drunk dial someone?

Alco-hol you.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Dec 17 2020

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A friend offered to sell me their TV for five bucks but said the volume dial was broken.

I couldn't turn it down.

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👤︎ u/Twiglet91

📅︎ Aug 01 2020

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Alligators don’t butt dial

They crocodile

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👤︎ u/akarenbon

📅︎ May 01 2020

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Why can't a blonde dial 911

She can't find the 11

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👤︎ u/andrizzle86

📅︎ Apr 17 2020

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I have my grandma on speed dial

I call it: InstaGram

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👤︎ u/lacsantos91

📅︎ Nov 24 2019

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My Dad's Response to Giuliani's Butt Dial

I texted my Dad a link to the initial headline. His response is in the link below.

http://imgur.com/gallery/cAM4mhO

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👤︎ u/LiquidSnake13

📅︎ Oct 26 2019

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After years of using dial up, I finally upgraded to high speed internet. I didn't realize the internet traffic!

But I was able to e-merge.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 09 2019

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Put your smile on your dial crocodile [OC]

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👤︎ u/CluKInCok

📅︎ Feb 13 2019

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Did you hear about the watchmaker invented a chronometer with 11 different dials on it?

He must have had a lot of time on his hands.

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👤︎ u/MetallicNotMetallica

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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A man rushed to dial 911 one evening when his wife displayed early signs of a stroke.

"Don't worry, sir," reassured the dispatcher. "Emergency services are on their way. Just try to remain calm and stay with her until they arrive."

"How long will the ambulance be?" the man asked.

"About eighteen feet," replied the dispatcher.

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👤︎ u/Muchacho1994

📅︎ Jul 03 2019

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When you butt dial someone are you making a booty call?

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👤︎ u/SoakZ_SlasH

📅︎ Apr 03 2019

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I thought I got a booty call, but it turned out to be a butt dial

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👤︎ u/lawpoop

📅︎ Jul 21 2018

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I tried to dial infinity yesterday.

the network responded "The number you have dialled cannot be reached."

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👤︎ u/anonnx

📅︎ Apr 10 2018

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I put my grandma on speed dial

For some reason, my phone calls it insta-gram

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👤︎ u/caj28

📅︎ Apr 20 2018

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I hate it when people butt-dial me

It is so uncalled for.

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👤︎ u/MoronicBaboon

📅︎ Jul 15 2017

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Butt dial

It's very risky when you butt dial somebody and they pick up, because then it's your ass on the line

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👤︎ u/sprtoad80

📅︎ Jan 27 2018

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I have my grandma on speed-dial

Call it Instagram

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👤︎ u/Osh9000

📅︎ Jun 05 2019

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I just put my grandma on speed-dial...

I call that Instagram.

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👤︎ u/glyph-bellchime

📅︎ Jun 06 2018

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I have my grandma on speed-dial

Call it Instagram

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👤︎ u/no_one_cares4u

📅︎ Jun 05 2019

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What do you call your grandma on speed dial?

Instagram.

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👤︎ u/ItzSam91

📅︎ Oct 26 2018

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What do you call your grandma on speed dial?

Instagram

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👤︎ u/Bill804

📅︎ Dec 31 2018

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What is it called when you assign your grandma to your speed dial?

Instagram.

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👤︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman

📅︎ Aug 29 2018

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I have my Grandmother on speed dial

That's what I call instagram

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👤︎ u/countrykev

📅︎ Dec 26 2016

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What is it called when you have Grandma on speed dial?

Instagram.

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👤︎ u/JWAFar

📅︎ Aug 17 2018

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Hey kids, grandma is on speed dial now...

Let's call her instagram!

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Dec 22 2016

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I put my grandma on speed dial...

I call it Insta-gram.

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👤︎ u/BellyandKen

📅︎ Aug 14 2015

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