I visited a psychic near a French-German border town. I asked if she could connect with dead people.

She remained silent and wrote out her reply. Oui, ja.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateralAxes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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Did you know Francophones can't connect to 5G?

They have to use 5J.

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The Texas state Aquarium taught a crow to play connect four, too bad they didn't teach it Clue...

I bet it would murder the game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RufusMoray
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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How does a tree connect to the internet?

Logging in

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.

It’s the bee’s knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate_hawwk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Can someone connect mental health and dentistry in a pun?

I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.

I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fallhaven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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How does Thor connect to his laptop?

Thunderbolt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/data_now
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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To connect two sentences, what conjunction should I use, but or less?

Nevertheless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

But that tablet only had 10 commands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Need puns for the word "icebreaker" and "connect"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SushiWillBangU
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Safest username for online rapper society is β€œconnect” ”

Cause no one wants to β€œdiss-connect”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Totika123
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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You know how B.B. King used to connect Lucille to his amplifier?

Via bluestooth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AjahnMara
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Step 1. Connect with a divine being. Step 2. Allow them to speak through you.

Step 3. Prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forzen-Loki
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Connect the dots

Hi going to kill myself, I'm dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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What animal can connect to the internet?

Lynx

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Anyone have a way to connect planes and cells/cancer in a punny way?
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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She is trying to connect to a higher power.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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It's so interesting watching How it's Made to see how they connect some of these fixtures together.

It's just riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisazy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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What geometric shape do you make when 3 tired lines connect together?

a restangle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinator
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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Why are actors so good at connect the dots?

Because they know all their lines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAGuyInTampa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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What do you call something that can only play single notes of music and can connect you with anyone?

A chord-less phone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister-Bear
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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My son trying to connect to the printer through WiFi with his laptop

Son: Dad, my computer can't find the WiFi printer anymore...

Me: I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password

Son: Why Bob Marley?

Me: Because it's always jammin

Son: God damn it

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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