It's not easy educating kids in the capital of Connecticut.

I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad; I'm a Hartford teacher.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/f1rstman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2019
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The keynote speaker for the medical conference walked up to the stage. "Before I begin," he started, "is there anyone in the audience from Connecticut? " reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lady_Picard
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I saw a UPS truck the other day...

I guess I know the ups and downs of Connecticut.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Captain_Toots
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21 2017
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It's all downhill from here!

On our way to Connecticut, my s/o and I saw this sign.

I couldn't help myself.

 

I laughed about it again 4 hours later.

     

         

I told three other people about it the next day.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mildlynegative
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31 2015
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My dad said this bit of genius the other night.

My dad, my brother and I were talking the other night and we decide to talk about who came from Texas.

Brother: "Oh, I thought that George Bush was from Texas. Turns out he was born in Connecticut."

Me: "Which one?" (asking which George Bush it was)

My dad: "You idiot, there's only one Connecticut"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nickcooper1991
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2013
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Dadjoked my sister

She: "Gosh,s3rh0, my internet connection gets cut the whole time!"

Me: "I guess our ISP took a vacation in Connecticut"

Cue groans.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/S3RH055
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Driving around looking to park somewhere...

Im reading some license plates when i see one from Idaho (thats bizarre for Connecticut) and so i say "Idaho? that's-" before i could say anything else my dad shouts out "AHA! I KNEW IT!!!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bomdigity
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