Delaware Puns

A New Jersey.

Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.

I don’t know, Alaska. (I’ll ask her)

A New Jersey

Idaho Alaska

Found this and thought it was perfect for this sub

A New Jersey

Same thing that Arkansas

I think Texas coming. What will Delaware? I don’t know, Alaska! Iowa thanks to you for bringing this up! Maybe we can play some Tennessee? Indiana just don’t think we’ll know what to expect. Like last time, we don’t know Michigan.

Dad: What's the capital of Alaska? Me: Juneau. Dad: No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you.

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I think we ought to make Delaware.

• Alaska girl out when the times right
• Arkansas right? (Ar Can Saw right?)
• I’ll California
• He’s gonna Florida car!
• Iowa lot of money right now
• He was in a state of Missouri for the past few days
• He’s the Maine character of the book
• Mind Washington dishes tonight?
• Can I get a Minnesota with my burger?

I don't know....Al-aska!

Wife and son are going over the States and Capitals (along with abbreviations).

Wife: OK, and Montana is MT. Me: Montana is not MT, there's mountains and all sorts of things to do in Montana.

... what will delaware, idahoue idahoe, alaska

Edit: many stupid, much textfix Edit2: much more many stupid, didn twerk

Son: Dad! I got a new jersey, and it's actually school colors!

Me: Cool! Maybe you can get a maryland or delaware in school colors too!

Son: ... disgusted sigh

And yes, I cracked up laughing like a madman!

He's in the middle of making dinner, when he asks, "So what state is your résumé in?"

Before I can answer, he gleefully interjects, "DELAWARE!"

A New Jersey.

Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.

Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.

I don’t know, but Alaska

Her New Jersey.

“What did Mississippi let Delaware?” “I don’t know, but Alaska!

New Jersey

New Jersey

Idaho, Alaska!

I don't know, Alaska.

Same thing as what Arkansas

The same thing Arkansas.

The same thing as Arkansas.