44 Hilarious Arkansas Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible.

“Noah walked out onto the ark and saw....”

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👤︎ u/watzit_t00ya

📅︎ Nov 08 2020

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The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas

If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a “teethbrush”

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum

📅︎ Dec 12 2020

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Where did Arkansas get its name from?

It was settled by pirates from Kansas.

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👤︎ u/kiltebeest

📅︎ Feb 11 2021

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It's Arkansas now boy.

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👤︎ u/peepeebigg

📅︎ Jul 27 2020

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If there's an Arkansas

Why isnt their a Yourkansas?

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👤︎ u/zatch17

📅︎ Apr 17 2020

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I said "kansas" like "kansaw" like you know, how "arkansas" is pronounced, and once my bf told me the truth, i spent my life seeing who would correct me and it wasnt suprising.

I was told a long time ago your true friends will be honest with you, especially if it's not something that will hurt your feelings really bad.

So this life long joke of "kansaw" was only ever corrected by boyfriends, best friends, and family. Others were people thinking i meant "warsaw" in which i frantically said oh no no no!

I made a point to be say this one main line like "omg can a tornado in kansaw just suck me out of this"

"Maybe i should move to Kansaw where its just wind and tornadoe shelters"

I tried to make it come up organically as possible though.

But the other times where people said nothing, some of these people good friends, now have a joke behind my back but i had it behind their backs first....

Life is fun

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👤︎ u/ashhtreeee

📅︎ Sep 17 2019

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Make r/kansas an Arkansas-themed sub. reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/c…

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👤︎ u/NarwhalDane

📅︎ Mar 15 2018

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What's the present tense of Arkansas?

Arkansee

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👤︎ u/kyledactyl

📅︎ Nov 04 2018

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Arkansas is cold.

We're on a road trip to visit my grandparents, from Texas to Tennesse (10 hours). We stopped in Little Rock for Chickfila. When we get out of the car, it's pretty cold. Dad says, "They should call it Antarkansas". Oh, Dad. :|

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👤︎ u/HalifaxSexKnight

📅︎ Jan 31 2014

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Did you know that Arkansas is the only US state mentioned in the bible?

I might be paraphrasing but the passage is "Noah looked out the ark and saw land"

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👤︎ u/psychopathic_rhino

📅︎ Mar 04 2015

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

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👤︎ u/1989JY_Ked

📅︎ Apr 25 2021

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If Virginia wore a New Jersey what did Delaware?

I don’t know, Alaska. (I’ll ask her)

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👤︎ u/T-TownDarin

📅︎ Jan 31 2021

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He is no longer worried about a receding heir line.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 25 2018

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A pirate is transported to modern day and stumbles upon a lumber mill while looking for work. When the pirate is asked if he knows how to use any of the tools...

He replies, "Arkansas".

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👤︎ u/Dominant_Dankster

📅︎ Apr 14 2020

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Def Leopard imgur.com/M4G6rzr

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👤︎ u/GeezusManForReal

📅︎ Apr 16 2018

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When pirates move out of Kansas, which state do they choose?

ARkansas.

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👤︎ u/B0B_LAW

📅︎ Feb 20 2020

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STATE JOKES: What did Tennessee?

Same thing Arkansas

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👤︎ u/KyleC83

📅︎ Jan 14 2020

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I hear people from Illinois get mad when you pronounce the S,

It really ill-annoys them.

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👤︎ u/iLikeR3ddit

📅︎ Oct 01 2014

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Random terrible puns I came up with using (some of) the 50 States

Alaska girl out when the times right
Arkansas right? (Ar Can Saw right?)
I’ll California
He’s gonna Florida car!
Iowa lot of money right now
He was in a state of Missouri for the past few days
He’s the Maine character of the book
Mind Washington dishes tonight?
Can I get a Minnesota with my burger?

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👤︎ u/GodofWar1234

📅︎ Oct 16 2017

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What is the only state mentioned in the bible? Arkansas.

Noah looked out of the ark and saw two doves.

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👤︎ u/Enofile

📅︎ Feb 01 2021

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The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas...

Anywhere else and it would be called a teethbrush!

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👤︎ u/FrogOWar16

📅︎ May 12 2017

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it was invented any where else it would be called a teethbrush.

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👤︎ u/onerous

📅︎ May 12 2016

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

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👤︎ u/streety22

📅︎ Apr 18 2021

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What did Tennessee?

Same thing that Arkansas

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👤︎ u/WordenYarmouth

📅︎ Jan 31 2021

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What did Tennessee?

The same think Arkansas.

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👤︎ u/TickLikesBombs

📅︎ Apr 03 2021

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

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👤︎ u/Saosin713

📅︎ Apr 21 2021

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What did Delaware?

Maybe a New Jersey? I don't know, but Alaska.

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👤︎ u/BusyPooping

📅︎ Feb 10 2020

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing that Arkansas

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👤︎ u/kriskidd21

📅︎ Oct 12 2020

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What did Tennessee?

Same thing as what Arkansas

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp

📅︎ Dec 22 2020

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What did Tennessee

The same thing Arkansas

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👤︎ u/bigE7869

📅︎ Aug 12 2020

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

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👤︎ u/Front_Communication8

📅︎ Sep 11 2020

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing as Arkansas.

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👤︎ u/Ruski_Oligarch

📅︎ Jun 25 2020

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas!

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17

📅︎ Oct 17 2019

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing as Arkansas.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333

📅︎ Apr 06 2020

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing as Arkansas

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👤︎ u/carma-police

📅︎ Mar 12 2020

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing that Arkansas

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👤︎ u/nemesisfactor

📅︎ Mar 08 2016

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

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👤︎ u/ulfhedinn-

📅︎ Feb 11 2020

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

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👤︎ u/iXianoo

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

Because it's not called a teethbrush.

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👤︎ u/hoodEtoh

📅︎ Sep 16 2017

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing that Arkansas.

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17

📅︎ Mar 16 2019

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What did Delaware?

New Jersey

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👤︎ u/PR3TTYfknT1TS

📅︎ Jul 29 2018

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

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👤︎ u/igiveupeasy

📅︎ May 27 2018

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

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👤︎ u/MightyMoist

📅︎ Jul 27 2018

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Why are there no pirates in Kansas?

They all moved to Arkansas

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👤︎ u/bob101910

📅︎ Mar 16 2018

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