American Civil War Puns

A list of puns related to "American Civil War"

Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War

For the Confederacy, it all went South from there

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👤︎ u/speedoc
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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Did you know that on this day during the American Civil War, armies on both sides skipped breakfast?

They had to March first.

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👤︎ u/OneSidedDice
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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I'm a historian who studies the American Civil War. Unfortunately, it's been hard making money at this.

So I applied for a General Grant.

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👤︎ u/newenglandredshirt
📅︎ Dec 14 2017
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So, I was telling my kids about the history of eating black-eyed peas and greens on New Year's Day...

[this one is actually technically a mom joke]

...and I was explaining how the practice originated during the American Civil War, but they're still young, so I had to explain how we got into the war.

Me (Dad): "...so the South didn't like what the North was doing and they decided they wanted to quit the country."

Wife (Mom): "AND THEY SECEDED! ... Get it? SECEDED! HAHAHAHHA! It's like succeeded, but it... nobody?"

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👤︎ u/BunsOfAluminum
📅︎ Jan 02 2014
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