The soviette union
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gonzalolikeskaiya
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB.

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An alternative... was that A'Tuin was crawling from the Birthplace to the Time of Mating. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds.

This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.

Joke by Terry Pratchett, β€˜The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatashiStickKid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?

They were Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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The soviet union was doomed to fail.

The red flags were everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I would stay away from the Soviet Union

There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eireannach0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Did you hear the announcement from the Janitors' Union?

They proposed some sweeping changes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmh4321
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kngfbng
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Why did the Soviet Union win the Space Race?

Because they're always Russian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgt_PoopyMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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What sort of corn is sold at student unions?

Uni-corn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maud_brijeulin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.

They still haven’t found what they’re looking for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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I got fired from the electrician's union today for being bad at my job.

All of my co-workers were shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackvishs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Why do people in the soviet union procrastinate?

Because they love Stalin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h0ldmycovfefe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?

A ,rade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I don't get how Russians didn't see the demise of the Soviet Union coming

There were red flags all over the place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kangamooo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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One thing about unions in America...

If there's ever a good time to strike, they know how to picket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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In Soviet Union comment corrects you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/silverwolf_raven
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Who’s responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union?

Everyone. They all share the blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I didn't think the metalworkers union existed any longer

But I guess they are steel around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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The Soviet Union did things pretty slowly...

I guess they were Stalin around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamieee
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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What do you call a pirate ship in the Soviet Union

The USS Aarrgh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoSeed7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Union Jack with Whales
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πŸ‘€︎ u/recnemorcen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Did you know that the Soviet Union didn't have mines?

They only had ours!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wombat1892
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Did you know the match makers' union didn't have picket lines for their labor disputes?

They were strike anywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What is another name for the fall of the Soviet Union?

The Fault In Our Tsars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheScarletSho
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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A frog hops into the credit union and meets with his loan officer, Ms. Black. She asks if he has any collateral for the loan?

The frog pulls out a small weird shaped item, made of ceramic. Ms. Black isn’t sure what to make of it, so she asks her manager. He takes one look at the item, and says, β€œWhy that’s a knick knack Patty Black, give that frog a loan!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamkeerock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Why don't cars start in the soviet union?

They keep on Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAL99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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If communist fatalists band together, is it the So-be-it union?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/turbodeeznuts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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The European Union is disgusting. Don't believe me?

Say EU real fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/disconformity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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The British parliament finally approved the final draft of the Brexit letter to the European Union.

It’s not EU, it’s me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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I'm glad I wasn't born in the Soviet Union.

Whatever I did, I'd be Russian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lykanthrocide
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What’s another name for a pirate ship in the Soviet Union?

The USS Aaarggh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoSeed7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Why did the Soviet Union take so long to fall?

Because they kept Stalin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josamo8
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2017
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Why was the Soviet Union unprepared for the Nazi invasion?

They kept Stalin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swift_air
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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If you organize the 50 states in descending order by admittance to the Union...

Then Pennsylvania would be the pennultimate state.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPtoony
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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LPT: If you ever go on a date and the person has the banner of the former Soviet Union hanging on their wall...

That's a huge red flag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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My dad, Paul, was interviewed for the union magazine where he works. I feel sorry for the guy who interviewed him.

Here's a scanned excerpt, via Imgur.

Transcript (Important part in boldface):

Extremely pragmatic and frugal in nature -- "a lot of stuff I see people buying is completely nonessential" -- Paul has a soft spot for absolutely any joke, and the more esoteric, the better. Instead of his proper name on his office template, "The Buck Stops Here" appears. The other day, he stopped me in the hallway and asked "What will the people carrying the coffin at my funeral be called?"

I wait.

"Paul bearers", he declares, followed by a knee-slapping hearty guffaw.

EDIT: Fixed Imgur link.

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The European Union is held together by EU rope
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Richboy12345
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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If Elon Musk were born in soviet union, what's his company name would be?

Teslav

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daftmaple
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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What type of cloth does the Soviet Union use

Lenin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emoti723
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Why should you never buy a car from the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left and Stalin. They also exclusively paint in red.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadassNyan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2016
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The Soviet Union was Stalin but now they're Putin it back together
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValerieCreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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