How does Santa keep his library organized?
What do you call an organized alligator?
I don't know, but you better not mess with it!
What do you call a mediocre member of organized crime?
What do you call a guinea pig that partakes in organized crime?
Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
What do you call an organized kitchen?
Why is a city an Asia so organized?
What do you call an organized fight?
Hah! You thought there'd be a punch line.
What do you call a crustacean involved in organized crime?
7 day Adventist is the ‘weekest’ of all organized religions
My mom says I should get 'organized'...
I just don't want to wake up in a bathtub full of ice!
I recently organized a mediocre game of tag with some work friends...
If I'm honest, the situation was pretty touch-and-go.
I once went to a potluck dinner where the queue for the food was really organized, but the one for the drinks was just a large clump of people wondering who was next.
It was a terrible punch line.
My son's preschool organized a Halloween hide-n-seek game today for the kids
It was a total witch hunt
How did God create an organized solar system?
He knew exactly how to planet.
What do you call an organized crime ring that sells Adobe products?
Dad joke escalation
Dad was visiting last week, talking about his household projects he did. He mentioned that he got his septic tank emptied before winter, and that 'it was a shitty job'. He then tells me that his neighbor also had to get his tank emptied, so the service truck also emptied the neighbor's tank at the same time. He smiles and says, "Well, my neighbor and I finally got our shit together!"
He said he was very proud of himself for making an original pun like that. I patted him on the shoulder, looked him in the eye and said, "I can always appreciate an organic pun."
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
One of my buddies asked me if I could find out what the largest organ in the human body was.
So I googled and told him exactly what I found.
Basically a skin for a friend.
What's Israel's cannabis organization?
How does NASA organize a party?
Blood and Organ related puns please
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
My wife just bought some organic rosehips
I did even know roses had legs.
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out it's a non-prophet organization
The reason there is so few organ donors is
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
How does Santa organize his list?
He puts it in elf-abetical order.
How do astronomers organize a banquet?
I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
What External Organ does an Owl use to Breathe?
Man #1: "Sir, would you like a pamphlet about our organization?
During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?
They pick the right one.
That way there's still one left
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no wifi and couldn’t find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
I used to disagree with organ transplants...
...but I've had a change of heart.
The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.
Clerk at the DMV: Do you want to be an organ donor?
Me, every single time without fail: Sure, but not right now. I’ve got stuff to do today.
I’ve started an organization that grants scholarships to former armed services individuals that want to become animal doctors. Grantees are awarded based on an interview process.
I call it “Best bets for vetting vets for vets”
I know a surgeon that puts organs back in upsidedown
I told him that's not funny but he said it was an inside joke.
"If organ trafficking is illegal...."
"Then what about pianos?"
-my dad
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
When I promise to come up with an organ transplant pun.
Today I saw the biggest unicelular organism to have ever existed. It was about 8cm in diameter.
Organic chemistry is difficult.
Those who study it have alkynes of troubles.
Question: How does the insulin organ maximise surface area?
It has a lot of pan-creases.
Sorry.
I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.
Good players are hard to find.
How does NASA organize a party?
Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?
It's hard to find good players.
I was researching about Atheism
Turns out its a non-prophet organization
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