He heard it involved axes.
I was diagnosed with bye-polar disorder
It has a bad latitude.
You planet.
HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
HAAAANDD EEEEEEYYYYEEEEEEEEEE
P.S. I can't take credit, a got a phone call very late last night from my friend and her partner who had been drinking and just discovered this joke. They couldn't stop laughing. If only you could all have heard them trying to sing it.
Hand eyeeeeeeeeeeeee
HAAANNNDDDD-EYEEEEEE!
HAANNDD EEYYEEEEEEEEEEE
There's also leap-frogs.
My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. Iβd schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since weβre there.
Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says βcoolest dad in the galaxy,β a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift Iβm thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.
Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??
- Iβm still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!
Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I donβt really have that βcreativeβ part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesnβt matter!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnd Eeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee (will always love you)
βAtaxia!β
to Pascal. He hopes to contain Cam Newton to a one meter square area.
He was an ass-assin
Because it used Polar Coordinates
Wife: What time are you working until?
Wife: 5?
Me: 4:30
Wife: This conversation is oddly familiar
Me: or is it evenly familiar?
HAAAAANNNNNDDD EEEEEEYYYYEEEE!
Hand-Eyeeeeeeeeeeee
Hand eeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyeeeeeeeeee
HAND EEEEEEEEYE!!!....
Hand Eyeeeeeeee!
Haaaaaannnd-Eyyeeeeee
HAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEE
Haaaaand eeeeeeeeeyeee!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDD EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYEEEE
HAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAND EEEEYYYYEEEEEEEE
HAND EEEEEEEEYE!
HANDEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE...
HAND-EEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE
Hand eeeeeyyyyyyyeeeee
Hand Eeeeeeeeeeeyeee
Hand eyeeeeeeeeeeee
HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAND EYEEEEEEE
Hand eye!
HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE
Hand eyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee
Hannnnnddddd eyeeeeeeee
But pirates have eye eye coordination
Haaaaaaaaaaand eeeeeeeeeyyyyyyeeeee!
Hand Eeeeeeeyeeeeeeeeeee...
