A list of puns related to "Equal"

How does 11+11 equal the same as 10+10?

Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

I asked the baker if it was hard cutting the cake into equal slices

He said, "It's a piece of cake!"

I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?

That's where I draw the line.

Distraptor divided by Timeraptor equals?

Velociraptor.

The title, no mouth equals no words.

distance raptor over time raptor equals...

VELOCIRAPTOR

-heehee physics jokes

Were they equal?

I lost my map of contours showing points of equal elevation!

It was a relief when I found it.

What is it called when a Scotsman agrees with you in equal measure?

An aye for an aye.

From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?

A square dance

I don't think men and women can be equal.

There's a *vas deferens* between them.

Not all vehicles have equal rights.

Some make wide turns.

It's not gona be equal

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present

Two gunslingers of equal skill had a face off, what do you think happened?

It was a draw.

All science is equal!

If you don't think that all science is equal you are a scientist!

When does 3 times 3 equal 10?

When the answer is wrong

The sum of 10+10 and 11+11 are equal.

10+10=20, 11+11=22

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