How does 11+11 equal the same as 10+10?

Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

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I asked the baker if it was hard cutting the cake into equal slices

He said, "It's a piece of cake!"

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I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?

That's where I draw the line.

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👤︎ u/ryanooooo
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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Distraptor divided by Timeraptor equals?

Velociraptor.

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👤︎ u/TallAsAFox
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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Where does 100 equal 60?

A microwave.

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The title, no mouth equals no words.
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📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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1L is equal to 0.264 US gallon...

Literally

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distance raptor over time raptor equals...

VELOCIRAPTOR

-heehee physics jokes

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Were they equal?
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👤︎ u/Yodariffic
📅︎ Jul 11 2018
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I lost my map of contours showing points of equal elevation!

It was a relief when I found it.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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What is it called when a Scotsman agrees with you in equal measure?

An aye for an aye.

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From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?

A square dance

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👤︎ u/dadacolt45
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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I don't think men and women can be equal.

There's a vas deferens between them.

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Not all vehicles have equal rights.

Some make wide turns.

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👤︎ u/Arcaneosis
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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It's not gona be equal

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present

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One guacamole is equal to

6.0221415×10²³ guacas

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👤︎ u/SirDalek
📅︎ Jan 07 2014
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Two gunslingers of equal skill had a face off, what do you think happened?

It was a draw.

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Not all seasons are equal

Summer better than others.

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👤︎ u/SkylerPC
📅︎ Aug 16 2015
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All science is equal!

If you don't think that all science is equal you are a scientist!

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👤︎ u/DietOlive
📅︎ May 09 2015
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When does 3 times 3 equal 10?

When the answer is wrong

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👤︎ u/AAAmad
📅︎ Sep 17 2013
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The sum of 10+10 and 11+11 are equal.

10+10=20, 11+11=22

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📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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1L is equal to 0.264 US gallon...

Literally

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