I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.
Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.
I just returned from my MIL's funeral, she was hit on the head during a tennis match & killed
It was a lovely service...
The Shoemakers Match
Did you hear about the shoemaker? He was heeling from a broken heart when he ran into his solemate! They started off on the wrong foot, but they really are a perfect pair!
My New-Dad level is no match for Grandad level
My dad: "go call your mom real quick"
Me: "oh yeah, and what should I call her?"
Dad: "I just told you: real quick"
What's the zamboni doing at the hockey rink right before a match?
I lost a boxing match with a pirate.
He had a vicious right hook.
Some of my classmates after the football match between Barcelona and Bayern Munich
Stop looking for the perfect match..
There was so much water on the pitch of my daughter's football match this morning.
They needed to bring on the Sub early.
Bayern Munich couldn’t eat after the Barcelona match
Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?
I told my dad my CS:GO match was going to be streamed.
He said," Streamed? Why not rivered?"
Three fruits decided to have a dragrace match. The Lemon prepared by practcing driving skills, the orange by studying the appropriate tecniques, the grape by relaxing in the sun. Who won?
The grape. He was the only one who went raisin.
How did the octopus do on his first football match?
Why did the USA lose the chess match?
Because they already lost two towers.
I was watching a women’s boxing match from the Middle East, but was a little disappointed.
All they were throwing were high jabs.
Did you hear what happened to guy that listened to the match?
What do you call a kung-fu match between a married couple?
Dad: “I like to have my shoes match my pants. For instance, my brown shoes go well with my blue pants and my black shoes go well with my gray pants. My stripper heels on the other hand...”
“...don’t go with anything.”
My dad never makes “dad jokes” but, he actually said this yesterday and I’m so proud.
Tinder match is basically love at first site 😮
Have you heard the tale of the knight who lost every single jousting match?
What did the candle say to the match?
I lost my taekwondo match today but something stinks
I think it was the other guy’s martial farts.
Marinever was there ever such a perfect match
The sweetest thing you can do for your partner is lose a tennis match to them by not scoring a single point.
Why does it only take one match to start a forest fire,
but a whole box to start a campfire?
You're no match for my smash skills
Who will take the second shot in the snooker match?
After a world-renowned athlete lost an important match, his wife suggested that in the future he wear a pair of her panties in his shoes for good luck to boost his confidence.
He’s been undie-feeted ever since.
How long does a jousting match last?
A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing
I always bring a piece of paper to a wrestling match, just in case...
Tinder is convenient for starting a fire, but can be frustrating to use unless you've got a match or two.
A reggae badminton match has just started
The score is currently One Love
After being single for years, I finally found the perfect match online.
It produces a greenish flame and it looks really cool while I'm lighting up my cigarette.
Did you know the match makers' union didn't have picket lines for their labor disputes?
They were strike anywhere.
Give a man a Match and he will be warm for a few hours....
Set the man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
How long does a jousting match lasts?
How long does a jousting match last?