I lost a boxing match with a pirate.

He had a vicious right hook.

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*For context, today is my birthday* my mom says "does anyone have a match?" And without hesitation, my 70 year old father says

"I haven't had a fair match since Superman died"

The most dad-thing I've heard him say in a long time. Made me proud

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Three fruits decided to have a dragrace match. The Lemon prepared by practcing driving skills, the orange by studying the appropriate tecniques, the grape by relaxing in the sun. Who won?

The grape. He was the only one who went raisin.

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Can a match box?

No but a tin can

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They canceled the tennis match between Donald and Daffy..

As fowl play was to be expected.

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Why did the USA lose the chess match?

Because they already lost two towers.

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How did the octopus do on his first football match?

He got tentacles.

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Jeffrey please, your name doesnt match
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I was watching a womenโ€™s boxing match from the Middle East, but was a little disappointed.

All they were throwing were high jabs.

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Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours.

Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life

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What do you call a kung-fu match between a married couple?

Marital Arts!

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Did you hear what happened to guy that listened to the match?

He burned his ear

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Dad: โ€œI like to have my shoes match my pants. For instance, my brown shoes go well with my blue pants and my black shoes go well with my gray pants. My stripper heels on the other hand...โ€

โ€œ...donโ€™t go with anything.โ€

My dad never makes โ€œdad jokesโ€ but, he actually said this yesterday and Iโ€™m so proud.

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Have you heard the tale of the knight who lost every single jousting match?

His name was Sir Render.

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Tinder match is basically love at first site ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
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I lost my taekwondo match today but something stinks

I think it was the other guyโ€™s martial farts.

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What did the candle say to the match?

You light up my world

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He was no match for him.
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Why does it only take one match to start a forest fire,

but a whole box to start a campfire?

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The sweetest thing you can do for your partner is lose a tennis match to them by not scoring a single point.

Thatโ€™s love.

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Marinever was there ever such a perfect match
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Itโ€™s a match
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Who will take the second shot in the snooker match?

Find out after the break

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After a world-renowned athlete lost an important match, his wife suggested that in the future he wear a pair of her panties in his shoes for good luck to boost his confidence.

Heโ€™s been undie-feeted ever since.

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A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing
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He was no match for him
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I always bring a piece of paper to a wrestling match, just in case...

The Rock is my opponent.

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You're no match for my smash skills
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A reggae badminton match has just started

The score is currently One Love

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Did you know the match makers' union didn't have picket lines for their labor disputes?

They were strike anywhere.

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How long does a jousting match last?

Until knight fall.

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Match
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After being single for years, I finally found the perfect match online.

It produces a greenish flame and it looks really cool while I'm lighting up my cigarette.

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Why did the stadium become hot after the match was over?

because all the fans had left.

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A match of Pichu on Machu Picchu imgur.com/MH3DGbt
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You can't match this imgur.com/acGwWjk
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How long does a jousting match lasts?

Until knight fall

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What did the ref say when the boxers showed up late to the match?

It's a bout time.

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What time does Sean Connery arrive to a Wimbledon match?

Tennish

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Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a moment.

Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

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What did the dentist ask his tinder match to send him?

A tooth pic

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I met my match

She then burned down the house

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What did the Aussie say to the waiter after winning his chess match?

Check mate!

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Whatโ€™s the best cut of meat to cook for your latest online match?

Beef Tinderloin.

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I was watching a boxing match last night and a hockey broke out.
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I was watching my friends in the endgame of a chess match

I told them โ€œI hope this doesnโ€™t turn out like Rigor Mortis of an Australian friend.โ€

โ€œWhat?โ€

โ€œI hope this isnโ€™t a stale mate.โ€

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You guys know the undertaker vs Kane buried alive match?

Yeah they were both in grave danger.

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The spider finally meets his match.
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I was watching a chess champion vs a boxing champion match.

The chess player had a mean right rook!

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Whenever Sweden and Denmark play on a match, the score says SWE-DEN

and the remaining letters are "DEN" and "MARK"

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How long does a jousting match take?

Until knight fall...

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Game, set, match imgur.com/gallery/fLcB9j4
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Russia managed to win the first match of the World Cup after Putin a lot of effort.
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What is it called when a knight farts during a jousting match?

FlatuLance.

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Cricket players involved in match fixing are sure to give you a run for your money.
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Right before every tennis match I play, my dad, who is a professional tennis player, smiles at me from the top of the stairs.

I just have to look up to him, you know.

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Why shouldn't you get into a fight with a match?

Because when you strike it, you're just firing it up.

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Three smokers on a boat don't have a match.
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At a soccer match with Julius Caesar, Brutus asked, "What's the score, O Caesar?" Caesar replied...

"8-2, Brutus."

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Did you hear about the match theif?

He strikes again!

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My dad, encouraging me after my water polo match defeat, "Son you are one in a million."

The other six are the Zeroes.

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What do you call a sheet set where the fitted sheet doesnโ€™t match the flat sheet?

Fraternal twin sheets

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A compass, a cough drop, and a match.

As a Boy Scout, we would camp a lot and go on hikes.

One night, we had to do a night hike, alone, for a merit badge. I had left the campsite about an hour earlier and a terrible storm rolled in. The sky opened up and the ground was quickly saturated. I tried to continue my hike for another few minutes, but it got cold and I was chilled and soaked to the bone, so I decided to try to head back to camp.

Lightning was starting to crackle above me, so I thought I should try to take a shortcut to make my hike back quicker. I pulled out my compass and found my direction, but the rain made it impossible to see more than five feet in front of me.

I was looking down at my compass, not paying any attention to where I was going, and suddenly felt weightless. The feeling didn't last long as I thumped down on slippery earth a second later.

I had fallen onto a ledge on the side of a rather steep cliff, the bottom of which was at least fifty feet down.

I sat there, contemplating on how to ge

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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I didn't have a brown belt to match my outfit today, so I made one out of cardboard, which subsequently ripped.

What a waist of paper.

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What does Root become when England's cricket team loses a match?

Square root. ยค~ยค

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I dropped a lit match, all i could say was...

that fire got out of hand

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Alcoholic dad....At least our blood types match.
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My Tinder match got me good.

Me: " Now i have a beard but, i don't know if i'm liking it. "

Her: " Don't worry it'll grow on ya. "

I walked right into that one.

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A shocking match

Did you hear about the Chess Grandmaster who, after he lost a match, destroyed the table with a massive hammer and called lightning bolts down to destroy his opponent's car?

He was banned from future competitions for being such a Thor loser.

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Did you hear about the tennis match played in absolute silence?

There was no racquet.

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A jouster got injured during a match.

He needed an ambu-Lance.

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University Varsity Basketball match

https://twitter.com/Warwick_Varsity/status/703329126497832960

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Match made in Dad Joke heaven.

Wife and I were at a buffet yesterday and we got to the booth with salad and fruit.

I headed straight for my favorite fruit and said "Don't mind if I honey-dooo."

She looks straight at me and says "Honey...don't" and walks off.

Jokes on her though, cause I had lots of honeydew and it was delicious.

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Sir I found a match!

http://pandyland.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/2013-03-26-dna-sample.png

Source: http://pandyland.net/82/

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My girlfriend really likes soccer and gives me Head after every match.

She's a keeper.

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Dad joke at a football (soccer) match.

At the game today and my team are playing against Sheffield Wednesday and the fans are chanting "WEDNESDAY! WEDNESDAY!" and some bloke near me yells "It's Saturday!"

Dear oh dear.

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"Do you have a match?"

I'm gonna make you go through the story before the payoff.

My mom asked me, "Do you have a match?" and then answered herself, "Yeah, your breath and my feet!" I looked at her quizzically and she explained that my dad used to say that when they were dating - either that or "Not since Superman." He used to say that there were "no new jokes, just new audiences."

So when my dad walks in, my mom asks him if he has a match.

What does he say?

"Not since Superman."

As Mom and I are cracking up, he says, "Well, I could have said 'your breath and my feet!'"

Mom tells him that she was telling me about how he used to say that to her, and what does he say?

"Well, you know, there are no new jokes. Just new audiences."

My dad's jokes are like a stopped clock. Infuriating, but at least you can count on them to never change.

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Failed Dadjoke on "The Match Game"

The question was: "This t-shirt fad is getting out of hand. I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt with the map of Italy on it. She had the biggest BLANK I every saw!"

Most popular answer was "Meatballs". Writers must have been cringing...

Not one of them said: "Naples"

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watching the USA world cup match

I wonder if the other team is ever Ghana score.

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Girlfriend's dad after Costa blocked a shot on net in today's Portugal v USA football match

That Costa them a goal!

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Give a man a Match and he will be warm for a few hours....

Set the man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lilcrazy1995
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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How long does a jousting match last?

Until Knight fall.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PhotoconductiveOil
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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What did the dentist ask his tinder match to send him?

A tooth pic

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/spanky2088
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Can a match box?

No but a tin can!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CaughtUpInTheTide
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Can a match box?

No, But a tin can.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DaCrafta
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 16 2015
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