As a player with a racket, I agree
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eaglesfanwarp99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11 2021
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I'll agree
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TripleH6699
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2021
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Whether you are Democrat or Republican, I think we can all agree on one thing.

The election results have been un-presidented.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ethanol314
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2020
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What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?

Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SeeAllThePlanet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2020
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I mosque agree
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ume145555
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2020
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you...

..But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2020
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1 upvote = 1 upvote upvote if you agree
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fatnut-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2020
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Hobby club couldn’t agree on this week’s craft.

Some selfishly thought minecraft was better than yarncraft.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VeryOriginalName98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24 2020
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I’m going to write a book about how to make people agree with you.

Its going to be called The Brible.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PM_THY_TITTY
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2020
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Can we agree

That noone in 2015 got the right answer for "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deadly_R
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2020
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What can a 2d animator and a hacker from an early 2000’s movie agree on

The main frames are key

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daydreemur1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2020
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My wife and I can never agree on vacations

I want to go to exotic islands and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2020
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Even though we disagree with each other a lot on Reddit, here’s some thing we can hopefully agree on.

People who are reading this are on the same page.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2019
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I sincerely agree with the doctor!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abishiekh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2019
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I have to agree with the people who say nursing is a woman's job.

Men can't exactly breastfeed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03 2020
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Donald Trump May be a bellend but I agree with defunding the WHO

Shit band anyway

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lukedukestar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15 2020
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9 out of 10 doctors agree

That 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afranc72
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2020
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I might not agree with you on that.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PanelWood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2019
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What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on?

A royal flush is better than a full house

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WarningOutOfMind
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25 2020
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In my company, you have to agree to not shaving beard in the contract

It's called the Santa Clause

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pacson_So_Funny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2020
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Why do my fingers refuse to agree with my thumbs?

Because my thumbs are opposable.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2020
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My wife said she was leaving because we never agree on anything

I said "Yes we do"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2020
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Why do horses never agree with anything?

Because they're neigh-sayers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emjay144
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2019
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Why don't blind spanish people agree with anyone?

Because they can't Si

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/corrupted_warrior
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2019
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Cannot agree more
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/34terite
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2018
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Personally, i agree with the communist manifesto
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BossRediter87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2018
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My family decided to have a Board Game night, but couldn’t agree on what to play.

Finally we settled on Catan.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2019
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My left thumb doesn’t agree with my right thumb’s political views.

He finds them opposable.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notthefiveoclocknews
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31 2019
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My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, but I always agree to wear it out.

I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2018
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Why can't your fingers agree unanimously?

Because the thumbs always oppose.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2019
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The models agree that Hurricane Dorian will turn to the north, but they disagree on exactly when...

Heidi Klum says before hitting the Bahamas; Tyra Banks says after.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hew3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02 2019
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β€œDoc, I was reading WebMD and I think I might have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Would you agree?”

Doctor: That’s hard to say.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2018
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Why did Russia agree to a peace treaty with Germany right before ww2?

Their leader was Stalin

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Enderman5059
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2016
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After hearing about just how great going for a hike was, I must agree...

It was truly the peak of my day.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mulms
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2019
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I dont agree with giving my kids vaccinations.

I let a doctor do it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mr-m-meeseeks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2019
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People say that being a hostage is hard, but I don’t agree.

I can do that with my hands tied behind my back.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2018
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Can we agree to stop hating on bassists?

They don't want any treble.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thehenkan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2014
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My wife and I couldn't agree on whether to get a Honda or a Toyota.

But we came to an Accord.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ridley_Himself
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2018
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Wish we all could agree to what Drumph has to say.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sunil_pnwr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2018
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with your point of view..

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2020
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07 2020
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2019
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14 2019
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As an immigration officer, I may not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2019
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As an immigration officer, I might not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23 2019
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As a customs officer, I don’t always agree with you,

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2018
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As an immigration officer, I might not always agree with you.

But I can see where you are coming from.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2019
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