I feel like this meme fits in here.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Dad initiation joke... When my wife and son were discharged by the hospital after he was born, they said we have to get a pediatric appointment within the next few days. They said they usually fit new borns in.
I said, they absolutely have space- he’s only 20 inches and 6 lbs. [holding my hands up showing how small he is].
How did Noah fit 2 of every animal in a single boat ?
State-of-the-Ark technology
My cousin is trying to fit the most elephants, geese and bulls ever in a vintage music shop.
He's breaking all sorts of records.
After checking the delivery tracking app, my wife yelled in a fit of rage, “now my package isn’t coming for another 5 days!”
I replied, now you know how I feel.
How did women in the 16th century stay fit?
They worked their core-set
I think it fits in this subreddit
How many birds can fit in a cage at once
I thought this could fit in here
Today at work, I took a dish collector tub into the walk-in with me. I realized, most restaurants fridges can't even fit a car.
Yet, I just fit a bus in here.
Which table fits in the fridge?
There's a type of mushroom I bring everywhere, to dinner parties, bball games, work, they easily fit in my pocket
They're called portablebellos.
Do you know someone who can fit all the animals in a ship?
In a fit of rage and sorrow, I kept stuttering
I couldn't find my voice, I stuttered, " I, I-i, I—I, I'L"
I was at a loss for words
Tried to fit as many sushi puns in as possible
I made a pun image for a character from a video game i like, someone said it would fit in here as well
How do you fit an elephant in a raceway bag?
Take the r out of race and f out of way
These easelly fit in the back of my truck
Put together a table in my room for the kitchen, now the table doesn’t fit through the door...one could say the tables have been turned
How many elephants can you fit in a Station Wagon?
FOUR.
How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge?
^There's ^footprints ^in ^the ^butter.
How can you tell if there's two elephants in your fridge?
^There's ^two ^sets ^of ^footprints ^in ^the ^butter.
How can you tell if there's three elephants in your fridge?
^You ^can ^hear ^them ^talking.
How can you tell if there's four elephants in your fridge?
^There's ^a ^station ^wagon ^parked ^out ^front.
Yesterday me and my friend were chasing on discord,then someone in the server posted a slightly dirty meme. So my friend said "Improvise. Adapt. Overcum" which fits the meme well.. so I said "Cumon, you beat meato tits"
Not a joke per se, but definitely fits - I texted my daughter "in a bottle" and then waited for her to ask "what's this I don't get it. How come out of the blue you just randomly send me the message 'in a...' ... I hate you"
Had potential to misfire but worked perfectly.
Also, the other day my wife left a Monster energy drink under her bed, and we waited for her to come and ask "ok who put this monster under my bed?"
What is it called when the weather tries to fit in?
I suspect the 12 disciples were a bunch of clowns, because they all fit in car.
Act2:1. ... they were in one Accord ...
I wanted to fit fungi in my greenhouse, but there wasn't mushroom.
The Great Hall from Harry Potter is so massive it can fit 4 houses in it.
I thought of this joke in a dream last night, I think it will fit in just fine here.
A farmer decides to sell everything he owns and use the money to buy vowels on Wheel of Fortune.
Old MacDonald lost his farm.
E-I-E-I-O
Had to cut the legs off my kid's bunk beds so they could fit in our new house.
With a pool and golf course already in place, the subdivision was a perfect fit for the gay couple to build their dream home...
Why couldn’t my Honda Civic fit in my garage?
My daughter, in a fit of anger, called us mean parents. She was right.
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
My nerdy attempt to fit in at festivals
How many toilets can fit in a straight line between Earth and Mars?
My dad spouted this in a fit of road rage..
If I pass you on the right lane, you're not in the right lane!
its my mom, but she will fit right in.
Every time we drive past a field covered in bales of hay;
Mom- See those round bales of hay?
Kids- Yes.. ^* ^sighs ^*
Mom- They have been banned in Canada,
Kids- Orly? Why's that? ^^we ^^have ^^only
^^heard ^^it ^^a ^^thousand ^^times..
Mom- Because cows need three square meals a day! ^* ^laughs ^*
He fits these in everywhere
Eating steak
"This is the best steak I've had all day!"
End of my birthday
"This was the best birthday you've had all year!"
Any day of the week
"This was the best Sunday/Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday/Friday/Saturday I've had all week!"
Along with the New Years jokes and other various annual holidays.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
How do you make an elephant fit in a Safeway Bag?
Take the S out of Safe and the F out of way
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
I tried to fit fungi in my greenhouse,
But there was not mushroom.
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