If you become seriously depressed, try drinking a gallon of water just before you go to bed.
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
My son left home to become a mime
We haven't heard from him since
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer
When does a joke become a dad joke ?
When it leaves and never comes back
Will glass coffins ever become popular?
Before, I thought I could never become a ninja...
How does someone become a conductor?
A samurai decided to become a shepherd.
He is now practicing the art of Bu-sheep-do.
You'll laugh at almost anything, but when I joke about how a noisy animal has become a synonym for silence...
When does a joke become a "dad" joke?
When it becomes apparent.
Credit: My team scrum master.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Just got this one from my 90 year old grandma: when does a joke become a dad joke?
... when it is full groan!
(Glad she still has her sense of humor at her age; gives me hope for my future!)
If you eat beef, you automatically become accountable...
Because you’re now a steakholder
My wife is studying to become a massage therapist
All she wants to do is study and practice. I’ve got to cook; I’ve got to clean. It’s tough.
But I have to say, at the end of the day, it does feel nice to be kneaded
I was the only one in the family who believed in my brother to become a ninja, so when my dad said „he will never make it“
What would Hitler´s book have been called if he had actually become a painter?
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
How could a tailor become such a good lawyer?
Because he had lots of experience in sewing.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's been repeated several times, and yet still ignored.
Told my wife I was quitting my job today to become an electrician
Why can't a bill become law?
Because it's a ducks mouths
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
When a clogged drain killed his family, a clog far past the u-bend & far beyond justice, he knew had to take matters into his own filthy hands. He had to become...
What do you call it when an investor becomes a bodybuilder?
Why can’t alcoholics become lawyers?
Because they can never just pass a bar.
A jewish pastor becomes a missionary...
...and ends up on the Island of Trid. The people there are starving and explain to the pastor that it’s because whenever they try to harvest the fruit at the top of the mountain, the nasty giant comes out of his cave and boots them all back down the hill. This infuriates the pastor who then declares that tomorrow he will join them on their next attempt. The next day they all march up the mountain together, and sure enough, out comes the giant who proceeds to kick all of the locals back down the hill leaving only the new guy to gather fruit at his leisure. Finally, he stops and asks the giant, “Well, aren’t you going to knock me off the mountain?”. Shaking his head, the giant says, “Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids”.
Happy New Year! Remember kids, you need to make some good resolutions to become a better version of yourself.
If you don’t, they’ll just go in one year and right out the other.
I can't believe I've become attracted to statues...
Now I've really hit rock bottom.
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
My son wanted to become a plumber
However his plans were nothing more than a pipe dream.
A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren’t very supportive. They kept telling him to “Get with the times...
I had a friend join at cult that believes when they die they become water vapor
I told him they will be mist
When does a joke become a Dad joke?
Before, I thought I could never become a ninja...
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
When does a dad joke become a dad joke?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When does a joke become a dad joke? ... When it becomes apparent! But when does it become apparent? ...
When does a joke become a “dad joke"?
When it becomes apparent.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline is a parent.
Will glass coffins become popular?
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