How come the Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms?
The scientific experiments altered his jeans
My son told me he had the ability to transform into pie
I replied, "You're irrational."
A friend of mine had the ability to transform into a donkey
Everytime we went out somewhere he'd make an ass of himself
I can magically transform a car door.
I opened it, and it became ajar.
Transformer puns are revolting
But they always change to stay current with the times.
What brand of shoes do Transformers wear?
Amazon are offering free fast delivery on every electrical transformer this week
Just search optimus prime
My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
Why did the statistician hesitate to apply the square root transformation to the data on annual hate crimes?
She didn't want bigotry to be normalized.
My wife said "I'm leaving you because you're always pretending to be a transformer"
I said "no wait, I can change."
What do you call a cross between a transformer and a hippo
What is a dictator's least favourite electrical component?
I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot
It'll be a real Page-turner!
I met a transformer who only had positive thoughts.
He said his name was optimist prime
What transformer is made out of cardboard box and arrives in two days?
I just flew in from a Transformers convention.
And boy my arms are tires.
What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?
My transformation is almost complete
So my wife is currently working from home and her employer decided to send her a hamper package in the mail. It was quite nice but pretty standard stuff. Wine, some cookies, crackers and also a bottle extra virgin olive oil (came with a cheese platter kit)
Wife was pretty happy about the fancy packaging and showed it to me saying "look they even sent extra virgin olive oil in this little fancy bottle for cheese platters!"
My response? "Aww that poor olive oil bottle never had sex? So sad!"
...Pls send help
What do you get when you combine Wonder Woman with a Transformer?
I just realized they can't ever make a movie about a male scandanavian Transformer who works as a stand-up comedian.
They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.
What do you call a superhero group of transwomen?
What is a transformer's favourite band?
A Magical Chicken Visited the Beach
Transforming itself into a Chicken Sand Witch
Which Transformer always sees the glass as half full?
Which transformer has hottest dating life?
What did the math teacher say after they were magically transformed into a tree?
Gee, I’m a tree.
(It sounds like geometry if you say it out loud).
We should call Transformers Carmen.
If you see transformers flying around, not only do you see robots in disguise, you see...
Wow, how formal. Transformer..
transformers stay winning
A magician once said he could make a tiger disappear but only transformed it into a tabby cat...
It was a sleight exaggeration.
What are Transformer’s mother and father called?
If Robocop was a transformer,
Would his name be stoptimus Crime?
you ouldsay its her magical transformation
The power went out in my building and when I asked what happened, the maintenance guy said, “The Transformers blew.”
I said, “Yeah, it was a bad movie, but what’s that got to do with the power?”
I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?
My girlfriend said, “I’m sick of it. You are always pretending to be a Transformer!”
I said, “But wait, I can change!”
I just flew in from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires
What do you call a Transformer with a half full fuel tank?
I just got back from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.
I said, "No, wait! I can change."