Transformer puns are revolting
But they always change to stay current with the times.
My wife said "I'm leaving you because you're always pretending to be a transformer"
I said "no wait, I can change."
What do you call a cross between a transformer and a hippo
What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?
I met a transformer who only had positive thoughts.
He said his name was optimist prime
What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?
I just flew in from a Transformers convention.
And boy my arms are tires.
What transformer is made out of cardboard box and arrives in two days?
What do you get when you combine Wonder Woman with a Transformer?
I just realized they can't ever make a movie about a male scandanavian Transformer who works as a stand-up comedian.
They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.
What is a transformer's favourite band?
Which Transformer always sees the glass as half full?
Which transformer has hottest dating life?
We should call Transformers Carmen.
If you see transformers flying around, not only do you see robots in disguise, you see...
Wow, how formal. Transformer..
transformers stay winning
What are Transformer’s mother and father called?
If Robocop was a transformer,
Would his name be stoptimus Crime?
The power went out in my building and when I asked what happened, the maintenance guy said, “The Transformers blew.”
I said, “Yeah, it was a bad movie, but what’s that got to do with the power?”
I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
What do you call the first amongst one-legged transformers?
If Transformers was about Spanish transportation
Would it be a fight between the autobús and deceptavión?
A robot from Transformers, who could turn into Volvo, would be called Volvorine
A technician installed a step-down transformer by accident.
If he got it right, there would have been a lot of potential difference.
Transformers are releasing a line of cute animals.
Their leader is a bunny named Hoptimus Prime.
My daughter and I were having a pretend tea party, but she threw me out because I kept pretending to be a Transformer...
I pleaded with her to stay by saying, "No, wait! I can change!"
Anyone seen the new transformers trailer?
It was impossible to tell my kids I didn't care for the Transformers films
I like big bots and I cannot lie.
Dad dropped this on me while watching Transformers
Dad: Did you know there is actually a planet that we know of that is solely inhabited robots?
Me: What are you talking about?
Dad: Mars
Me: .......
Did you hear the name of the new, extremely tall female Transformer?
Transformers , robots in disguise......
My in-laws have a dining room table that converts from a square to a round brother-in-law said it was a transformer...
I said it was Oaktimus Pine...
While watching Transformers: Age of Extinction with my wife I notice one the autobots was pretty hefty...
I said to my wife, "He must be eating too many carb-uretors."
Thanks to a friend for this joke who just had his 3rd girl. God bless him...
My father pulled this as we watched transformers
What do you call an upbeat, positive robot?
Optimistic Prime
Every time my Dad and I talk about a movie that is clearly fiction... (Transformers, any Zombie Movie, Avatar, Tron)
"Its based on a true story, right?"
I still laugh every time though, and use it myself sometimes.
My girlfriend said, “I’m sick of it. You are always pretending to be a Transformer!”
I said, “But wait, I can change!”
I just flew in from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires
What do you call a Transformer with a half full fuel tank?
I just got back from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.
I said, "No, wait! I can change."
What shoes do Transformers wear?
I just flew in from a Transformers convention...
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