Transformer puns are revolting
But they always change to stay current with the times.
What brand of shoes do Transformers wear?
Amazon are offering free fast delivery on every electrical transformer this week
Just search optimus prime
My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
My wife said "I'm leaving you because you're always pretending to be a transformer"
I said "no wait, I can change."
What do you call a cross between a transformer and a hippo
I met a transformer who only had positive thoughts.
He said his name was optimist prime
What transformer is made out of cardboard box and arrives in two days?
I just flew in from a Transformers convention.
And boy my arms are tires.
What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?
What do you get when you combine Wonder Woman with a Transformer?
I just realized they can't ever make a movie about a male scandanavian Transformer who works as a stand-up comedian.
They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.
What is a transformer's favourite band?
Which Transformer always sees the glass as half full?
Which transformer has hottest dating life?
We should call Transformers Carmen.
If you see transformers flying around, not only do you see robots in disguise, you see...
Wow, how formal. Transformer..
transformers stay winning
What are Transformer’s mother and father called?
If Robocop was a transformer,
Would his name be stoptimus Crime?
The power went out in my building and when I asked what happened, the maintenance guy said, “The Transformers blew.”
I said, “Yeah, it was a bad movie, but what’s that got to do with the power?”
I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
What do you call the first amongst one-legged transformers?
If Transformers was about Spanish transportation
Would it be a fight between the autobús and deceptavión?
A robot from Transformers, who could turn into Volvo, would be called Volvorine
A technician installed a step-down transformer by accident.
If he got it right, there would have been a lot of potential difference.
My daughter and I were having a pretend tea party, but she threw me out because I kept pretending to be a Transformer...
I pleaded with her to stay by saying, "No, wait! I can change!"
What music do Transformers prefer?
Anyone seen the new transformers trailer?
Dad dropped this on me while watching Transformers
Dad: Did you know there is actually a planet that we know of that is solely inhabited robots?
Me: What are you talking about?
Dad: Mars
Me: .......
It was impossible to tell my kids I didn't care for the Transformers films
I like big bots and I cannot lie.
Transformers , robots in disguise......
Did you hear the name of the new, extremely tall female Transformer?
Why Transformer doesn't work on DC?
Because it's a Marvel's character.
What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?
My girlfriend said, “I’m sick of it. You are always pretending to be a Transformer!”
I said, “But wait, I can change!”
I just flew in from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires
What do you call a Transformer with a half full fuel tank?
I just got back from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.
I said, "No, wait! I can change."
What shoes do Transformers wear?
I just flew in from a Transformers convention...
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
