Transformer puns are revolting

But they always change to stay current with the times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IBreakCellPhones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What brand of shoes do Transformers wear?

Vans

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Amazon are offering free fast delivery on every electrical transformer this week

Just search optimus prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GarageAromatic
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.

She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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My wife said "I'm leaving you because you're always pretending to be a transformer"

I said "no wait, I can change."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taff-Price
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What do you call a cross between a transformer and a hippo

Optapotamus Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuggeybug
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I met a transformer who only had positive thoughts.

He said his name was optimist prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What transformer is made out of cardboard box and arrives in two days?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommygunz20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I just flew in from a Transformers convention.

And boy my arms are tires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nwa747
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What do you call a Transformer that has broken the law?

Optimus Crime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DNAdrian95
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What do you get when you combine Wonder Woman with a Transformer?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fullmiz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I just realized they can't ever make a movie about a male scandanavian Transformer who works as a stand-up comedian.

They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tayrog77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What is a transformer's favourite band?

AC/DC!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatogamer555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Which Transformer always sees the glass as half full?

Optimist Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Which transformer has hottest dating life?

Bumble bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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We should call Transformers Carmen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poven100
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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If you see transformers flying around, not only do you see robots in disguise, you see...

robots in da skies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaylock77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Wow, how formal. Transformer..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwsumHotSauce
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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transformers stay winning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirty_dan421
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What are Transformer’s mother and father called?

Transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesus-Fugget
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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If Robocop was a transformer,

Would his name be stoptimus Crime?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/endmostchimera
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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The power went out in my building and when I asked what happened, the maintenance guy said, β€œThe Transformers blew.”

I said, β€œYeah, it was a bad movie, but what’s that got to do with the power?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swagy_swagerson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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What do you call the first amongst one-legged transformers?

Hoptimus Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekdotneo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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If Transformers was about Spanish transportation

Would it be a fight between the autobΓΊs and deceptaviΓ³n?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dethmstr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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A robot from Transformers, who could turn into Volvo, would be called Volvorine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jancisl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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A technician installed a step-down transformer by accident.

If he got it right, there would have been a lot of potential difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctb33391
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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My daughter and I were having a pretend tea party, but she threw me out because I kept pretending to be a Transformer...

I pleaded with her to stay by saying, "No, wait! I can change!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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What music do Transformers prefer?

Metal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitcha47
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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Anyone seen the new transformers trailer?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Groccolli
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2013
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Dad dropped this on me while watching Transformers

Dad: Did you know there is actually a planet that we know of that is solely inhabited robots?

Me: What are you talking about?

Dad: Mars

Me: .......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UCFSTORMTROOPER
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2016
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It was impossible to tell my kids I didn't care for the Transformers films

I like big bots and I cannot lie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doofutchie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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Transformers , robots in disguise......

.......and on de ground

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bazabbo
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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Did you hear the name of the new, extremely tall female Transformer?

Amazon Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isarealboy13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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Why Transformer doesn't work on DC?

Because it's a Marvel's character.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dj_techguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2017
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What kind of shoes do Transformers like to wear?

Vans

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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My girlfriend said, β€œI’m sick of it. You are always pretending to be a Transformer!”

I said, β€œBut wait, I can change!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I just flew in from a Transformers convention

And boy are my arms tires

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mumzaa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What do you call a Transformer with a half full fuel tank?

Optimist Prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I just got back from a Transformers convention

And boy are my arms tires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maclimes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer.

I said, "No, wait! I can change."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moieight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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What shoes do Transformers wear?

Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SekariTwo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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I just flew in from a Transformers convention...

Boy are my arms tires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoodleLips
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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