I slept horribly. I kept dreaming I was a Catalytic Converter.
Recently had to replace my catalytic converter.
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
I bought convertible trousers
To avoid Covid on my flight, they converted the whole plane to Catholicism and started praying.
Unfortunately now we’ve got a load of confirmed cases...
I’ve secretly converted to Norse Paganism
Shhh...I’m trying to keep it Loki
My grandfathers last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
My friend likes to convert all of his dollars into quarters.
What do you call a convertible that shows no mercy?
Roofless
(I’ll see myself out now)
Friends dad told me this one
Theres this Jewish man who has a son who leaves home and decides to convert to Christianity. He confides in his friend who goes “dude you’re not gonna believe this, my son did the same thing he left home, came back and was all of a sudden Christian.” They decided this problem was getting out of hand so they go see their Rabbi and ask him what to do. The Rabbi goes “you’re not gonna believe this my son also left home and converted to Christianity. This is getting out of hand we have to talk to God”. So they go to God and tell him their stories about how Christianity is running rampant through their community and ask for his guidance. God says “Guys you’re not gonna believe this.”
My grandfather keeps telling us that when he dies, we should try to convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
Here’s why presidents don’t use convertible cars anymore.
The facts are mind blowing.
Converting the number 51, 6 and 500 to Roman numerals doesn’t just make me mad....
What is a Catholic's favourite car part?
The Catholic (catalytic) converter.
When I was in school I got asked, "What is 3000 converted into Roman Numerals ?"
I rushed to my local hospital only to find that it had been converted into a library
Talk about having to suffer in silence
Dyslexia
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
Funny facebook minions meme go brrr
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
I'm from a country where Sikhism is forbidden, but I converted.
I had to hide and go Sikh
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to
Why is the USA afraid to convert to using kilograms instead of pounds?
We're afraid of mass confusion!
Convertible pants to shorts really do allow you to change on the fly.
My Indian friend keeps trying to get me to convert to his religion and it's starting to work...
Since converting to online school
I have became an official zoomer
I live in a converted church.
When you convince a Jew to convert to Hinduism.
Did you hear about the guy who converted a Concorde into his home?
He likes to live life in the fast plane
I'm in favor of the US converting to the metric system
You could say I'm a pro-grammer.
My girlfriend asked me how to convert a document to PDF...
But I’ve never heard of that religion before.
What do you call it when someone was jewish, converts and then converts back?
Don't worry about it, it was a re-torah-cle question
My ex-girlfriend's dad turned 50 and bought himself a Sebring convertible.
He was having a midlife Chrysler.
Why did the shopkeeper try to convert Jesus?
He was trying to turn a prophet.
Did you hear that Ice Cube converted to Judaism?
You know what’s great about a dachshund and a convertible?
You can ride around topless with your wiener out.
I tried to convert to Judaism, but I was rejected because I’m not circumcised.
I guess I didn’t make the cut.
Elvis Presley considered converting to Islam before he died. He even settled on a Muslim name:
Before he died, my grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
Converting the numbers 51,6 and 500 into Roman Numerals doesn't just make me mad...
I'm from a country where Sikhism is forbidden, but I converted.
I had to hide and go Sikh
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
My grandfather’s last wish was that we should convert his ashes into a diamond.
That’s a lot of pressure.
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