I woke up exhausted.
http://imgur.com/SuDzZqA
Shhh...I’m trying to keep it Loki
It's a talent.
It was trivial per suit.
He's changed a lot.
That’s a lot of pressure.
Roofless
(I’ll see myself out now)
The facts are mind blowing.
That’s a lot of pressure.
I replied, "Mmm...."
Talk about having to suffer in silence
I had to hide and go Sikh
It makes me LIVID.
fishlam.
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
We're afraid of mass confusion!
I have became an official zoomer
It's Sikh-ening.
I'm living on a prayer
He likes to live life in the fast plane
You could say I'm a pro-grammer.
But I’ve never heard of that religion before.
Don't worry about it, it was a re-torah-cle question
A centipede
He was trying to turn a prophet.
He was having a midlife Chrysler.
Now he's Ice Berg
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Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
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Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
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Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!
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Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.
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Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.
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Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? He must be plotting something.
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Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
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What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple
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What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place? A Roamin’ numeral.
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Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.
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What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.
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I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!
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Why should you never talk to Pi? Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.
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Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
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What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.
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How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!
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Why DID seven eat nine? Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
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Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.
You marry her.
You can ride around topless with your wiener out.
I guess I didn’t make the cut.
...as Allah Money
Edit: typo
You are missing the point.
That’s a lot of pressure.
That’s a lot of pressure.
I had to hide and go Sikh
It makes me LIVID
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
That’s a lot of pressure.
