But I got that one hands down.
Are you trying to catch these hands?
"Sometimes," he said.
It’s like bees trying to make honey
...it's as hard as...
It's just really difficult
"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"Analogous."
"Analogous who?"
"Yes, very good! An owl goes 'who'!"
Explanation: think hands on a clock.
An analog clock.
My ma is making a big dinner on Sunday and my pop called to ask if we wanted to go over Sunday for pig butt and turkey boobs.
My dad is a PA and I was following him through some rounds. He had to do a rectal exam and the second we got out of the exam room he said "I really prefer the digital version of a rectal exam compared to analog"
I posted a picture on my facebook of me with an analog multimeter and the leeds across my nipples. The caption read, "Sorry dad, I don't have any potential." My dad responded, "but we get a charge out of you nonetheless."
You're not very handy.
...as hard as...ummmm....damn...
