What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock?

"Look Grandpa, no hands!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drempire
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Sheep in Clothing, Digital, Me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
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I’ll do a digital one later
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πŸ‘€︎ u/h3y0002
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Icelation, Digital, OC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
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I bought a digital book on how to scam on-line.

Have not received it yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NorthenBear
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Blue cheese is smelly, Digital
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Sharkspeare, me, pen and digital color, 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/2polew
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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What did the analog clock say to the digital clock before the fight?

Are you trying to catch these hands?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiiMMer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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A friend and I went to Mcdonalds. They have these new digital machines you order from. I had my friend order a mc-chicken at the counter at the same time I ordered an egg McMuffin at the machine.

I wanted to see what came first, the chicken or the egg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dank_chair_memes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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If your digital multimeter gives a bogus reading, try it again.

It's probably a Fluke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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"Watch Your Tongue", Digital Art, 3600x3600px
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Blind Seagull, Digital, [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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A fruit-based basketball team, digital, [OC]
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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What did the analog clock say to the digital clock?

You're not very handy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bust_McNutty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Digital clocks

The answer to the riddle β€˜What has two hands but no arms?’ Will eventually be lost in time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ottos_jacket
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Does digital ocean evaporate to form the cloud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apoorvaShrini
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Morning Woodpecker, Digital [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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I took a digital photo of my brother yesterday.

He was in bits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KuboS0S
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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What do you call a digital picture of a ghost?

Dead pixels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuIIy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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There's a new action video game where you build whole digital worlds but there's no sound.

Its called Mimecraft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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I love large digital clocks.

They are a sign of the times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironicplatypus84
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Need some digital printing puns for name badge

Anybody got any printing puns, i work in a digital printing store and i need a little slogan for my name badge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnolan1995
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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Mushrooms, Digital
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Why did the park ranger let the man with the digital watch park in the handicapped spot.

His passenger had no arms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WebWheat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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how big is 1000000 digital muffins?

Just a few megabytes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BytesAndCoffee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2015
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Had some extra time in my digital design class imgur.com/bwU0T56
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πŸ‘€︎ u/explosionsgalore
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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Digital clocks...

They're just a sign of the times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twin802
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2016
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I don't care what anyone says, on a digital clock, the lower horizontal bit on the 8 is better than the middle or top bit...

And that's the bottom line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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Hey kids, do you know why my digital watch face is always blank?

Because I prefer my watch to have that timeless look.

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The guy sitting next to me in digital circuits was complaining about a short circuit

I asked if he tried to lengthen it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waesrdtfyguhijo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2017
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Every time dad sees a digital 24 hour clock at quarter past 8 in the evening he says...

"It's that time of the year again!"

Roll on 2060...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chibolamoo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2015
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Digital Logic Dad-Joked

My professor had taught us about these doohickeys called multiplexers, which we sometimes also call "data selectors," in a previous lecture.

At the next lecture we had a review: he would draw a symbol and we would shout out what it represented, and he was hamming it up, acting like a game show host.

He drew a multiplexer on the board and asked the class, "what's this?" "A multiplexer!" some students called out. "Right! Now," says the prof, "what is another word for 'multiplexer'?" "A data selector!" someone answers correctly. But he looks like the student just blew the million-dollar question. "Hmm... 'a data selector'... no, I'm afraid notβ€”that's three words!"

His two young kids have probably learned not to ask him about what he teaches.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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My technology-savvy Grandpa every holiday, birthday, and family get-together after my technology-challenged Grandma uses her digital camera...

"You're going to use up all the film taking so many pictures!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paintingtheworld
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2014
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look grandpa, no hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maniac5150
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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What did the digital clock say to the grandpa clock?

β€œLook grandpa NO hands!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imakehamforalivin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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