I can tare them with one finger. I am SO sorry everyone have a great day.
I invited an old friend to digital coffee and they ask what digital coffee tastes like...i need a comeback/pun!
The new America is called USB.
"Look Grandpa, no hands!"
Have not received it yet.
Are you trying to catch these hands?
I wanted to see what came first, the chicken or the egg.
It's probably a Fluke.
The answer to the riddle ‘What has two hands but no arms?’ Will eventually be lost in time.
He was in bits.
Anybody got any printing puns, i work in a digital printing store and i need a little slogan for my name badge.
Dead pixels.
Its called Mimecraft
They are a sign of the times.
Just a few megabytes
His passenger had no arms.
And that's the bottom line.
Because I prefer my watch to have that timeless look.
I asked if he tried to lengthen it.
"It's that time of the year again!"
Roll on 2060...
My professor had taught us about these doohickeys called multiplexers, which we sometimes also call "data selectors," in a previous lecture.
At the next lecture we had a review: he would draw a symbol and we would shout out what it represented, and he was hamming it up, acting like a game show host.
He drew a multiplexer on the board and asked the class, "what's this?" "A multiplexer!" some students called out. "Right! Now," says the prof, "what is another word for 'multiplexer'?" "A data selector!" someone answers correctly. But he looks like the student just blew the million-dollar question. "Hmm... 'a data selector'... no, I'm afraid not—that's three words!"
His two young kids have probably learned not to ask him about what he teaches.
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You're not very handy.
Look grandpa, no hands!
“Look grandpa NO hands!”
