My electronics teacher is creeping me out

He keeps talking about trans sisters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ripMyTime0192
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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When your electronic doorbell notified you

It’s a Ringtone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElephantsAreHuge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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How does a French dude send electronic files to his friend?

Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Why can't electronics hobbyists measure voltage?

They're only ammeters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twowheeledfun
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Have you heard the joke about the electronic scale?

It’s tareable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiberoskiH
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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A man attacked someone with a small device for powering electronics

He was later charged with battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterCheezOtter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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How to boost resell value of your electronic quickly.

Just needs an Apple logo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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My father was an electrical engineer. I'm not one, but I like to work with electronics.

It's in the wiring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackFunk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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The electronics industry is kinda sexist

Instead of just thermistors and resistors, why can't there also be thermissuses and resistresses?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cj_oolay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Officer threatened me with arrest if he couldn't take what he wanted from my electronics store

Just another cop on a power strip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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People play electronic music at night

Because β€œsun” upside down reads β€œuns”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Did you know electronics stores sell milk?

Mine says it's from Best By.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSwork1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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A company that makes powerful pick up trucks in a northern city of England started by a famous Icelandic electronic pop artist.

It's BjΓΆrk's York Torque Corp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhdoctor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I tried an electronic powered oven for the first time the other day

it was electricfrying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hiedler420blaze
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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For my fellow electronics nerds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hauntedshock
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I was at this electronic music concert and the performer started playing a laser harp.

It was pretty Jarreing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Every time I visit my friend, he insists that we only listen to electronic dance music.

He wouldn’t techno for an answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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I got a big promotion! I'm now the Electronic Innovation and Entertainment Information Officer for Elderly McDonald's Agricultural Enterprises.

I can't wait to put E.I.E.I.O. on my resume!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nesogra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why couldn’t your hear the electronic doorbell?

Because it was ah... low-ding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orion808
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Brendon Urie just flipped out because none of his electronics have been able to work

He had a panic at the Cisco

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adam-P-D
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Normally my electronic scale shows a number, like "205". But today when I checked my weight, it just said "Low".

So I'm feeling pretty good about myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondjimbond
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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A healthy marriage is often like disappointing electronics

Battery’s not included

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I just bought this cool electronic hammer.

I guess you could call it a battery ram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mc-Breezy-Butt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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An electronics engineer once went to a jewellery store

And he sold a ring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PorcelainMarauder
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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A guy got caught robbing an electronics store...

His doctor told him he should "take one tablet a day."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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There was a break in at the electronics shop near us...They took all the iPads, iPods and iPhones....

It was an Apple turnover.

One made up by my dad! He's so impressed with himself for making it up he has told the joke where ever possible over the past few years!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnice17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Bought an electronic store...

Best Buy ever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jake_coop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Why did the phone go to the prison for electronic devices?

Because he was found guilty of a screen-shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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I Sing the Family Electronic

If your brother becomes a woman, she will be your trans sister.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmrtnt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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I heard they've been putting electronic fish in the waters so they can catch more without hurting the environment.

Now that's E-fish-in-sea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenofire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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What happens when you bring electronics into a barn?

Everything goes haywire

I hate you dad

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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If you make electronic music...

you’re a semi-conductor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esus9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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Did you hear about the restaurant that plays Electronic Dance Music?

I heard they have rave reviews..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drupacshakurr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Electronic voting machines are easy to hack....

using the right Al Gore Rhythm

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Electronics lecturer dropped this beauty on us

Discussing electrical current and he introduced us to Kirchhoff's current law.

"This is Kirchhoff's current law. I don't know what his previous law was, but this is the current one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drummer_ash
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2014
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At the garage sale today, there was this RC circuit kit being sold cheap because it was missing its resistors. I don't like electronics but I got it anyways.

The offer was irresistible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciraus
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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A 4/20-related dad joke from my electronics teacher in high school.

Teacher speaking to the class...

What do you guys think were the 3 most used words in the 60's?

silence from class

Cool.

Groovy.

and Ear.

Class responds "Ear?!"

Teacher takes a long hit from invisible joint and pretends to pass it to the student in front of him.

while holding his hit "Ear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegodawfultruth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2014
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Dad joke at the electronics store

While I was at the electronics store today, this happened:

Shop assistant drops a bunch of price signs, and exclaims "The prices are falling!"

I imagine the man must be a glorious husband and father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hanse00
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2015
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Dadjoked my friend while working on an electronics project

My friend and I are working on an electronics projects and he was trying to figure out what kind of resistor he needed. Here's how the conversation went:
"Hey, why did the diode kiss the capacitor?"
"Why"
"He couldn't resistor!"
"... get out of my garage"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gigabyte898
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2014
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I was dad joked while driving my dad to the electronic shop today.

I asked where I had to turn, since we took a more unfamiliar route. "Left," he said. "Right," I replied. He looked at me and smiled. "No, left!"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
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Have you heard the joke about the electronic scale?

It’s tare-able

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotBEER
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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